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thepoorchild.bsky.social
kris .
@thepoorchild.bsky.social
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IF GOD MADE ME THIS WAY
I DON'T THINK HE TRUSTS ME

same writer as @pushoflove.isfluffy.fyi. CH3+4 SPOILERS. MDNI

they/them only for kris if you misgender them you go to hell

PFP AND BANNER FROM; https://x.com/nexketch_/status/1965399180387774718
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thepoorchild.bsky.social
do you think they like me
A Twitter account with the display name #1 Kris Hater making a post labelled "oh, how much i hate kris dreemurr" with an embedded document titled "Things I would say to break Kris Dreemurr's Spirits"
November 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
thepoorchild.bsky.social
[looks around scared. hi mod dev i like your mod]
💜 miz 💜 liked your post
November 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
thepoorchild.bsky.social
( huh? you've been busy today. )

( you look so cool with all this stuff on. in theory. )
Screenshot of Don't Starve Together using the Fun Gang mod. Kris is squatting in front of a large ancient structure, holding a large club and wearing a crown made of Thulecite.
October 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
thepoorchild.bsky.social
[now im just imagining this with kris]
Youtube video titled "30 Times The Glass Was Not Strong Enough." There is a woman walking confidently through a window, while the window entirely shatters.
October 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
thepoorchild.bsky.social
making a kris-shaped hole in my door. as a treat.
Video titled "DeltaRune After the end?" uploaded 6 years ago. The thumbnail is a fan-made screenshot of Deltarune, presumably assumed to be what would have happened post the Chapter 1 ending. There's a Kris-shaped hole in the door of Kris' room.
October 20, 2025 at 8:51 AM
thepoorchild.bsky.social
[so me and my bf played halo 3 recently. and when i say the autism runs deep]

[sort of spoilers for halo 3 ?? i guess. it's an old game]
cortana/ralsei the all knowing guides that feel immeasurably responsible for the hero arbiter/susie the outcasts of their race that set out to make the universe better chief/kris who were intended for more sinister purposes but in their attachment to those they've met, chooses their friends over their allegiances (based on halo 3-5 plot points)
October 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
thepoorchild.bsky.social
[i'm always thinking about this dialogue]
* Everything that came out of their mouth, sounded... odd. * Like it was on speaker or something. * Sounds like normal Kris to me. * Well... It wasn't. Something was weird.
October 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
thepoorchild.bsky.social
[sure ehy not :)]
Like if you would ship with my muse
October 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
thepoorchild.bsky.social
hooly fuck
Big Toriel Plushie from the Fangamer Undertale 10th Anniversary Stream
September 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
thepoorchild.bsky.social
🤯 .....
The Batter. followed you
August 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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August 16, 2025 at 11:29 AM
thepoorchild.bsky.social
[had this tab still open because i was looking for what i meant and like. Huh. Hm.]
"Kris-makers did more than forge the weapon, they carried out the old rituals which could infuse the blade with mystical powers. For this reason, kris are considered almost alive because they may be vessels of spirits, either good or evil. Legends tell of kris that could move of their own volition and killed individuals at will. Some kris are rumored to stand upright when their real names are called by their masters. It was said that some kris helped prevent fires, death, agricultural failure, and many other problems. Likewise, they could also bring fortune, such as bountiful harvests. Many of these beliefs were derived from the possession of different kris by different people. For example, there is a type of [...]"
August 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
thepoorchild.bsky.social
[your reply would be under the first one if i was following you but whenever i unfollow you it Disappears]
August 6, 2025 at 4:58 AM