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kris .
@thepoorchild.bsky.social
IF GOD MADE ME THIS WAY
I DON'T THINK HE TRUSTS ME

same writer as @pushoflove.isfluffy.fyi. CH3+4 SPOILERS. MDNI

they/them only for kris if you misgender them you go to hell

PFP AND BANNER FROM; https://x.com/nexketch_/status/1965399180387774718
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* ( You thought about Susie's words and took a deep breath. )

* ( Your hands began to move on their own... )
if i get all seven shadow crystals i unlock super kris mode and get to fight the knight in space
February 11, 2026 at 8:32 PM
i remember when the prophecy said ralsei would go bald
February 4, 2026 at 5:56 AM
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Kris no!!!!! We talked about you being in people's walls!!!!! Bad Kris!!!!!
February 1, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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Bowser in the Boiling Milk
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
[i saw a kris comic today that was so fucking good it hurt so bad]
January 29, 2026 at 6:10 AM
( ... You look like you've been in bed for an entire month. )

( You haven't, really, but it looks like it. )
January 28, 2026 at 9:05 AM
[chat they're calling the they/them theory peak on twitter when they don't realize how much it devalues kris as a character with conflicting interests]
December 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
why did he tell me that
December 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
[okay goodnight i am so sleepytired]
December 18, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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THE 16th OF DECEMBER, 202X —

" Neverending Night. "
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December 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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(baby, do you know what it's like to die? to see the sparkle fade from inside your eye?) / i can't remember what it's like to feel autonomy, can't even feel it in the moments that you left to me
December 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
hey is that mushroom in there the Fuck You And Your Guts Forever mushroom or the Ambrosia Meal Of The Gods mushroom
December 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
[susie]
December 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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IGIGUJHH ppiece of cheese(: all for me
December 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
she's doomed it's over for her
December 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
susie look out for the box trap
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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I have to be the baddest bitch at the office Christmas party.
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
🍎...
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
( SNRK. )
December 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
can relate.
why do adults always try to kill me
December 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
michealwave... airwaves..... really makes you think...
December 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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who is mike?Michaelwave?
December 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
the mikes are always fucking around...
December 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
her genius...
December 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM