the poopman
@thepoopman.has.pet
27. I’m a he/him I’m so sorry everyone
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Something malicious is brewing
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Something malicious is brewing
People aren’t struggling to find partners, dummy, they just aren’t having kids because rent costs 80% of your paycheck
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
People aren’t struggling to find partners, dummy, they just aren’t having kids because rent costs 80% of your paycheck
My protein shake that I took to work is 3 years past expiration date fuuuuckkkkk where’s my fucking mummified frog
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
My protein shake that I took to work is 3 years past expiration date fuuuuckkkkk where’s my fucking mummified frog
I’m not even joking guys but I straight up will NEVER forget and NEVER forgive league of legends for this
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I’m not even joking guys but I straight up will NEVER forget and NEVER forgive league of legends for this
Men are finding out that erotic fiction books targeted towards women are pretty freaky, and they act so surprised and disgusted as if the front page of zornhub isn't all incest zorn and 'ima spit on this girl' zorn. It's like a young boy finding out that girls actually poop
November 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Men are finding out that erotic fiction books targeted towards women are pretty freaky, and they act so surprised and disgusted as if the front page of zornhub isn't all incest zorn and 'ima spit on this girl' zorn. It's like a young boy finding out that girls actually poop
Guys, I don’t care for gta 6
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Guys, I don’t care for gta 6
Does anyone else do this or am I just quirky like that
October 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Does anyone else do this or am I just quirky like that
I’m LOSING my fucking MIND
Feeling like garrus from mass effect.
Yeah dude I uh, need to do more calibrations. Uh huh, yeah, that’s great, but sorry I gotta do calibrations. Ohhhh shid you and the gang are hanging out tonight? Fuuuckkkk sorry dude I’m calibrating tonight. Tomorrow? Ah, sorry I’m c
Feeling like garrus from mass effect.
Yeah dude I uh, need to do more calibrations. Uh huh, yeah, that’s great, but sorry I gotta do calibrations. Ohhhh shid you and the gang are hanging out tonight? Fuuuckkkk sorry dude I’m calibrating tonight. Tomorrow? Ah, sorry I’m c
September 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I’m LOSING my fucking MIND
Feeling like garrus from mass effect.
Yeah dude I uh, need to do more calibrations. Uh huh, yeah, that’s great, but sorry I gotta do calibrations. Ohhhh shid you and the gang are hanging out tonight? Fuuuckkkk sorry dude I’m calibrating tonight. Tomorrow? Ah, sorry I’m c
Feeling like garrus from mass effect.
Yeah dude I uh, need to do more calibrations. Uh huh, yeah, that’s great, but sorry I gotta do calibrations. Ohhhh shid you and the gang are hanging out tonight? Fuuuckkkk sorry dude I’m calibrating tonight. Tomorrow? Ah, sorry I’m c
Wait I should have replied with this
September 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Wait I should have replied with this
Freak zodiac sign???
September 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Freak zodiac sign???
Your parents think you’re a huge disappointment. BUY OUR CAR TO MAKE THEM CHANGE THEIR MIND!!!!
We’re so cooked chat.
We’re so cooked chat.
September 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Your parents think you’re a huge disappointment. BUY OUR CAR TO MAKE THEM CHANGE THEIR MIND!!!!
We’re so cooked chat.
We’re so cooked chat.
How it feels to work 6 hours a week less than everyone else
September 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
How it feels to work 6 hours a week less than everyone else
He’s almost done!!!
September 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
He’s almost done!!!