the poopman
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27. I’m a he/him I’m so sorry everyone
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the poopman
@thepoopman.has.pet
· Feb 27
poopman face reveal!!!
Oomf got to see an extra one because they’re special 💅
Oomf got to see an extra one because they’re special 💅
The department of homeland security posting chud tatu edits really wasn’t on my bingo card
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The department of homeland security posting chud tatu edits really wasn’t on my bingo card
Calling Hitler queerphobic and an ableist is while technically correct is just so funny. Like yeah, you’re right, but can we address the elephant in the room?
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Calling Hitler queerphobic and an ableist is while technically correct is just so funny. Like yeah, you’re right, but can we address the elephant in the room?
Cottagecore or cyberpunk?
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Cottagecore or cyberpunk?
Nothing beats the feeling of finding a rare piece of digital media online for free, that is sold for triple digits in the real world
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Nothing beats the feeling of finding a rare piece of digital media online for free, that is sold for triple digits in the real world
Rode my bike to work after it rained all night. Now my pants look like I made a huge peepee in them
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Rode my bike to work after it rained all night. Now my pants look like I made a huge peepee in them
“John pork” but switch the fist letter of each word and change the h to an r….thank me later
November 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
“John pork” but switch the fist letter of each word and change the h to an r….thank me later
Something malicious is brewing
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Something malicious is brewing
People aren’t struggling to find partners, dummy, they just aren’t having kids because rent costs 80% of your paycheck
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
People aren’t struggling to find partners, dummy, they just aren’t having kids because rent costs 80% of your paycheck
set up my handheld and PC to sync save files of non steam games (arrrr) that way I can play on both devices without emailing myself the save files. technology is so beautiful when it works
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
set up my handheld and PC to sync save files of non steam games (arrrr) that way I can play on both devices without emailing myself the save files. technology is so beautiful when it works
My protein shake that I took to work is 3 years past expiration date fuuuuckkkkk where’s my fucking mummified frog
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
My protein shake that I took to work is 3 years past expiration date fuuuuckkkkk where’s my fucking mummified frog
I’m not even joking guys but I straight up will NEVER forget and NEVER forgive league of legends for this
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I’m not even joking guys but I straight up will NEVER forget and NEVER forgive league of legends for this
the existence of puppy girls implies the existence of puppy women, and puppy elderly
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
the existence of puppy girls implies the existence of puppy women, and puppy elderly
HOW DO I ENABLE NSFW FILTERS IN MY FEED JUST SAW SOMEONES FAT TIT AT WORK
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
HOW DO I ENABLE NSFW FILTERS IN MY FEED JUST SAW SOMEONES FAT TIT AT WORK
guys i logged into bluesky at work im so barack
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
guys i logged into bluesky at work im so barack
Men are finding out that erotic fiction books targeted towards women are pretty freaky, and they act so surprised and disgusted as if the front page of zornhub isn't all incest zorn and 'ima spit on this girl' zorn. It's like a young boy finding out that girls actually poop
November 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Men are finding out that erotic fiction books targeted towards women are pretty freaky, and they act so surprised and disgusted as if the front page of zornhub isn't all incest zorn and 'ima spit on this girl' zorn. It's like a young boy finding out that girls actually poop
Boys don’t cry but change the lyrics to girls don’t poop
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Boys don’t cry but change the lyrics to girls don’t poop
I wish people had tails
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I wish people had tails
Guys, I don’t care for gta 6
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Guys, I don’t care for gta 6
Going to fucking puke everywhere
October 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Going to fucking puke everywhere
Does anyone else do this or am I just quirky like that
October 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Does anyone else do this or am I just quirky like that
Silent hill f is the Elden ring of dark souls games
October 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Silent hill f is the Elden ring of dark souls games
Do you guys remember when we used the word “metrosexual” in the 2000s because we needed a term for men that showered
October 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Do you guys remember when we used the word “metrosexual” in the 2000s because we needed a term for men that showered
I’m LOSING my fucking MIND
Feeling like garrus from mass effect.
Yeah dude I uh, need to do more calibrations. Uh huh, yeah, that’s great, but sorry I gotta do calibrations. Ohhhh shid you and the gang are hanging out tonight? Fuuuckkkk sorry dude I’m calibrating tonight. Tomorrow? Ah, sorry I’m c
Feeling like garrus from mass effect.
Yeah dude I uh, need to do more calibrations. Uh huh, yeah, that’s great, but sorry I gotta do calibrations. Ohhhh shid you and the gang are hanging out tonight? Fuuuckkkk sorry dude I’m calibrating tonight. Tomorrow? Ah, sorry I’m c
September 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I’m LOSING my fucking MIND
Feeling like garrus from mass effect.
Yeah dude I uh, need to do more calibrations. Uh huh, yeah, that’s great, but sorry I gotta do calibrations. Ohhhh shid you and the gang are hanging out tonight? Fuuuckkkk sorry dude I’m calibrating tonight. Tomorrow? Ah, sorry I’m c
Feeling like garrus from mass effect.
Yeah dude I uh, need to do more calibrations. Uh huh, yeah, that’s great, but sorry I gotta do calibrations. Ohhhh shid you and the gang are hanging out tonight? Fuuuckkkk sorry dude I’m calibrating tonight. Tomorrow? Ah, sorry I’m c