BeReal is my high effort spot so I can do slop for my snap streaks

I think it would be more pretentious to pretend like it isn't a big deal and that he doesn't have ambitions. It's not arrogant to say you WANT to be one of the greats.

Why don't they talk like that then you pretentious dickhead

coffee and cereal seems incorrect even separately. cereal is like the one breakfast i feel like you SHOULDN'T have coffee with, either wait a bit for the coffee or bite the bullet and really cook something.

Call you lump the way you're totally motionless