ThePixeler
thepixeler.bsky.social
ThePixeler
@thepixeler.bsky.social
Dead God achiever
God I wish I had a clone cause I have so many bangers that no one else has even a chance of understanding
March 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Walked into the statics exam and they were playing the weirdest game of heads up 7 up I've ever seen
February 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
if i catch my kid using AI, they're drinking a gallon of hot water. It'll be like making them smoke the whole pack
January 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Need me one of these
Extremely rare "Forklift Certified Mario" pin, awarded to Nintendo of America warehouse employees in the late 1980s for passing certification to operate Class 1 forklifts.
December 30, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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barometric pressure got me like
December 8, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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December 3, 2024 at 7:21 PM
I'm tryna get some brain, Cranston
November 28, 2024 at 3:42 AM
That how you know this shit is a simulation because why are there only like 2 materials that are denser liquids than solids and one of them is water. Some sort of deus ex machina that aquatic (and all) life wouldn't be able to live if that weren't the case and it just is.
November 22, 2024 at 2:26 PM
You ever take a swig of something and feel it going down like you didn't chew it enough?
November 15, 2024 at 2:08 PM
i fucking hate sweet potatoes
November 12, 2024 at 3:42 AM
There's some beautiful irony in listening to a song called "Show me How to Live" in a Cici's Pizza
November 12, 2024 at 3:34 AM
kafkaesque
November 12, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Kid who shadow drums by pretending like they're pressing buttons on a drum machine.
November 12, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Feeling left out of the family blunt rotation
November 12, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Call you lump the way you're totally motionless
November 12, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Whiplash but it's about breakcore
November 12, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Sandman's omegaverse slicksand
November 12, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Bi monthly is when you like the ones with 30 days and the ones with 31
November 12, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Little league chew and it's skoal
November 12, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Culinary philosophy dual majors when they have to have their cake and eat it too
November 12, 2024 at 3:27 AM