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@thepezwitch.bsky.social
professional hipster✌🏻
tags: #nostalgiacore #musicsky #digitalart
tags: #nostalgiacore #musicsky #digitalart
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@thepezwitch.bsky.social
· Jan 26
I’m loving hearing stories of store selling out of banned books BUT we gotta talk about a couple of things okay?
1) what we’re not gonna do is hoard resources okay? If you have the book, I need y’all to reverse gatekeep it like your life depends on it
1) what we’re not gonna do is hoard resources okay? If you have the book, I need y’all to reverse gatekeep it like your life depends on it
“Sisters not twins” I say to myself as I put my eyebrows through a bitter divorce- and lefties definitively getting the kids
October 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
“Sisters not twins” I say to myself as I put my eyebrows through a bitter divorce- and lefties definitively getting the kids
So I was opening tonight for two bands full of old men so I just guessed the vibe and played a bunch of Willie Nelson and Arlo Guthrie and Gram Parsons and the band after me just opened with Neutral Milk Hotel
October 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
So I was opening tonight for two bands full of old men so I just guessed the vibe and played a bunch of Willie Nelson and Arlo Guthrie and Gram Parsons and the band after me just opened with Neutral Milk Hotel
The more I lean into the fact I’m just kind of an awkward nerd, the less stage fright I have honestly
October 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The more I lean into the fact I’m just kind of an awkward nerd, the less stage fright I have honestly
I need a legendary pull for the costume contest at the bar I work at and boy howdy have I waited until last minute
October 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I need a legendary pull for the costume contest at the bar I work at and boy howdy have I waited until last minute
A haunted house but instead of clowns with chainsaws it’s me from 2016 and I’m not allowed to hit her with a really big rock
October 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
A haunted house but instead of clowns with chainsaws it’s me from 2016 and I’m not allowed to hit her with a really big rock
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Squirrels and mushrooms for this matcha bowl set 🐿️🍄
October 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Squirrels and mushrooms for this matcha bowl set 🐿️🍄
Muriel Bagg would have been such a good mother to the eraserhead baby
October 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Muriel Bagg would have been such a good mother to the eraserhead baby
I love you october nights I love you sleeping with my window cracked open but a heated blanket
October 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I love you october nights I love you sleeping with my window cracked open but a heated blanket
Just watched this pretty young kid grunge band and their drummer immediately got off stage, loaded out gear, and is now trying to read House Of Leaves in a dimly lit basement venue. It’s honestly based as hell
October 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Just watched this pretty young kid grunge band and their drummer immediately got off stage, loaded out gear, and is now trying to read House Of Leaves in a dimly lit basement venue. It’s honestly based as hell
I love going to bar shows cuz there’s always that one guy having a spiritual experience
October 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I love going to bar shows cuz there’s always that one guy having a spiritual experience
meeting scheduled for 11am and then everyone texting the group chat at 10:30 to say they just got out of bed and the meeting isn’t happening is the most working-at-a-bar thing that has happened since I’ve been working at a bar
September 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
meeting scheduled for 11am and then everyone texting the group chat at 10:30 to say they just got out of bed and the meeting isn’t happening is the most working-at-a-bar thing that has happened since I’ve been working at a bar
Realizing all my favorite singers aren’t “great” they’re just loud was lifechanging
September 19, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Realizing all my favorite singers aren’t “great” they’re just loud was lifechanging
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I love this place.
September 18, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I love this place.
I always wanna do A Bit™️ at karaoke but I never do because I’m so in love with the KJ down here
September 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I always wanna do A Bit™️ at karaoke but I never do because I’m so in love with the KJ down here
How often I can just be like “I have a plant for that” is kinda insane
September 14, 2025 at 7:30 AM
How often I can just be like “I have a plant for that” is kinda insane
Sometimes going to work is hard but loud Iron Maiden on the way there helps
September 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Sometimes going to work is hard but loud Iron Maiden on the way there helps
Every time my kids bring home a scholastic book fair flier my brain plays the Mariah Carey “it’s tiiiiiime” tiktok audio
September 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Every time my kids bring home a scholastic book fair flier my brain plays the Mariah Carey “it’s tiiiiiime” tiktok audio
I missed my calling as a drunk history presenter
September 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I missed my calling as a drunk history presenter
I have this one friend that I’m like 85% sure my mom sent to me specifically but that’s an insane thing to say so I just send her memes and tell her I love her
September 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I have this one friend that I’m like 85% sure my mom sent to me specifically but that’s an insane thing to say so I just send her memes and tell her I love her
My littlest lady and I match every Halloween and she just informed me that this year we’re gonna be galactic space bunnies🤣🥲
September 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My littlest lady and I match every Halloween and she just informed me that this year we’re gonna be galactic space bunnies🤣🥲
No one has ever understood being a thirty year old woman like 28 year old Billy Joel or 35 year old Bruce Springsteen
August 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
No one has ever understood being a thirty year old woman like 28 year old Billy Joel or 35 year old Bruce Springsteen
I m too tender lately to be on tiktok Jesus Christ
August 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I m too tender lately to be on tiktok Jesus Christ
Why does it have to cost $37 just to exit my house
August 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Why does it have to cost $37 just to exit my house
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There once was a sweet carnivorous plant
Who couldn’t help but feel restless wherever he sat
And a kind little mantis who could not help but find
A whole stream of lovers, who kept losing their minds
But they soon crossed paths, and their true love was sworn
And that’s how Beatrice came to be born🌱
Who couldn’t help but feel restless wherever he sat
And a kind little mantis who could not help but find
A whole stream of lovers, who kept losing their minds
But they soon crossed paths, and their true love was sworn
And that’s how Beatrice came to be born🌱
August 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
There once was a sweet carnivorous plant
Who couldn’t help but feel restless wherever he sat
And a kind little mantis who could not help but find
A whole stream of lovers, who kept losing their minds
But they soon crossed paths, and their true love was sworn
And that’s how Beatrice came to be born🌱
Who couldn’t help but feel restless wherever he sat
And a kind little mantis who could not help but find
A whole stream of lovers, who kept losing their minds
But they soon crossed paths, and their true love was sworn
And that’s how Beatrice came to be born🌱