Paul Church
@thepaulchurch.bsky.social
Cambridge, Ontario 🍁
Snapping Turtle Stables 🐴
Inovia Capital "executive in residence" 🚀
ex-Google Cloud Healthcare 🩺
Snapping Turtle Stables 🐴
Inovia Capital "executive in residence" 🚀
ex-Google Cloud Healthcare 🩺
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means, Charlie Brown.
Is the Earth cute enough to be considered roumd - experts differ.
November 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Is the Earth cute enough to be considered roumd - experts differ.
Unless there is some "everyone goes to jail right now" revelation, even if it becomes apparently clear that they can't raise enough money, Altman can just decide not to blink and continue playing chicken right up to the last day. Even other labs failing wouldn't force a reckoning before that.
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Unless there is some "everyone goes to jail right now" revelation, even if it becomes apparently clear that they can't raise enough money, Altman can just decide not to blink and continue playing chicken right up to the last day. Even other labs failing wouldn't force a reckoning before that.
I have mixed feelings on whether any leak could pop it in the short term, because OpenAI is 1) privately held, 2) openly playing a game of chicken where they keep raising and burning even more money until they either go to the moon or zero, and 3) with runway to play the game for at least 6 months.
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I have mixed feelings on whether any leak could pop it in the short term, because OpenAI is 1) privately held, 2) openly playing a game of chicken where they keep raising and burning even more money until they either go to the moon or zero, and 3) with runway to play the game for at least 6 months.
Ken's trash talk on the basketball court became increasingly cocky as the game went on.
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Ken's trash talk on the basketball court became increasingly cocky as the game went on.
Iä! Iä! Syntax error!
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Iä! Iä! Syntax error!
practical polyamory: if you need many hours every week to sort out feelings of possessiveness & jealousy, please mark those hours as events in the shared Google calendar
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
practical polyamory: if you need many hours every week to sort out feelings of possessiveness & jealousy, please mark those hours as events in the shared Google calendar
You may laugh now, but those are the kind of results you can get when you reduce drug prices by 1500%.
November 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
You may laugh now, but those are the kind of results you can get when you reduce drug prices by 1500%.
If Subway was really smart they'd introduce new "tactical" packaging and an ad campaign promoting the 6-inch sub as a concealed carry option.
November 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
If Subway was really smart they'd introduce new "tactical" packaging and an ad campaign promoting the 6-inch sub as a concealed carry option.
I think we need a double blind randomized controlled trial to evaluate whether that rule is justified. For science.
October 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I think we need a double blind randomized controlled trial to evaluate whether that rule is justified. For science.
Distribute pieces of the rubble to supporters like they were pieces of the Berlin Wall.
October 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Distribute pieces of the rubble to supporters like they were pieces of the Berlin Wall.
No backdoors in their software.
The camera uses advanced fiber optics.
Ranked number two in the personal health tech market.
The camera uses advanced fiber optics.
Ranked number two in the personal health tech market.
October 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
No backdoors in their software.
The camera uses advanced fiber optics.
Ranked number two in the personal health tech market.
The camera uses advanced fiber optics.
Ranked number two in the personal health tech market.
lecherous lackluster leftists leaping lasciviously? 😂
October 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
lecherous lackluster leftists leaping lasciviously? 😂
Remaining strategies to increase revenue (increase conversion from free to paid, increase monetization from paid users, etc.) are different from strategies that worked when they could 10x usage by having more people try the product for the first time. I'm just saying some low-hanging fruit is gone.
October 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Remaining strategies to increase revenue (increase conversion from free to paid, increase monetization from paid users, etc.) are different from strategies that worked when they could 10x usage by having more people try the product for the first time. I'm just saying some low-hanging fruit is gone.
This shouldn't be surprising - there aren't that many humans. Google/Facebook faced similar saturation problems. If they have 700M MAUs, well, there's 8B humans but many are very young or very old or in a closed market like China or have no money or have already decided not to use your product.
October 16, 2025 at 5:18 AM
This shouldn't be surprising - there aren't that many humans. Google/Facebook faced similar saturation problems. If they have 700M MAUs, well, there's 8B humans but many are very young or very old or in a closed market like China or have no money or have already decided not to use your product.
after a series of highly unusual shadow docket rulings during the 2025 playoffs, this became known as the "major league questions doctrine"
October 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
after a series of highly unusual shadow docket rulings during the 2025 playoffs, this became known as the "major league questions doctrine"
other than you and GotN?
...no 😂
...no 😂
October 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
other than you and GotN?
...no 😂
...no 😂
suspicious that it doesn't say the east coast *of what*
October 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
suspicious that it doesn't say the east coast *of what*
I'm shocked, SHOCKED that that the facts used to include you on these lists may have been of sub-standard quality.
September 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I'm shocked, SHOCKED that that the facts used to include you on these lists may have been of sub-standard quality.
They titled a BBS door game "TradeWars 2002" because 2002 sounded like a long time in the future.
September 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
They titled a BBS door game "TradeWars 2002" because 2002 sounded like a long time in the future.
"I regret to announce that - though, as I said, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to spend among you - this is the END. I am going. I am leaving NOW. GOOD-BYE!" he said, and was abruptly raptured.
September 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
"I regret to announce that - though, as I said, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to spend among you - this is the END. I am going. I am leaving NOW. GOOD-BYE!" he said, and was abruptly raptured.
scientists baffled as the success rate of the breakfast-themed neg attempt remains stubbornly at zero
September 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
scientists baffled as the success rate of the breakfast-themed neg attempt remains stubbornly at zero
squash is the plural of quash but there was a terrible mutation along the way
September 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
squash is the plural of quash but there was a terrible mutation along the way