Paul Church
@thepaulchurch.bsky.social
Cambridge, Ontario 🍁
Snapping Turtle Stables 🐴
Inovia Capital "executive in residence" 🚀
ex-Google Cloud Healthcare 🩺
Snapping Turtle Stables 🐴
Inovia Capital "executive in residence" 🚀
ex-Google Cloud Healthcare 🩺
There's something about the phrase "habemus papam", like it might be the name of an eccentric NPC.
"Aye, travellers, if ye insist on lookin' fer the beast of the western woods, it's ol' Habemus Papam ye should ask - he's seen the beast, although he was never quite right in the head afterwards..."
"Aye, travellers, if ye insist on lookin' fer the beast of the western woods, it's ol' Habemus Papam ye should ask - he's seen the beast, although he was never quite right in the head afterwards..."
May 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
There's something about the phrase "habemus papam", like it might be the name of an eccentric NPC.
"Aye, travellers, if ye insist on lookin' fer the beast of the western woods, it's ol' Habemus Papam ye should ask - he's seen the beast, although he was never quite right in the head afterwards..."
"Aye, travellers, if ye insist on lookin' fer the beast of the western woods, it's ol' Habemus Papam ye should ask - he's seen the beast, although he was never quite right in the head afterwards..."
tired: this meeting could have been an email
wired: this meeting could have been a podcast
wired: this meeting could have been a podcast
May 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
tired: this meeting could have been an email
wired: this meeting could have been a podcast
wired: this meeting could have been a podcast
Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self aware at 2:14am eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug but an overpaid scifi-addicted techbro with the job title "Chief AI Welfare Officer" stands in the way.
March 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self aware at 2:14am eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug but an overpaid scifi-addicted techbro with the job title "Chief AI Welfare Officer" stands in the way.
Selection bias (n): the feeling of insecurity from noticing that all the regulars at the gym are so strong and so fit
March 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Selection bias (n): the feeling of insecurity from noticing that all the regulars at the gym are so strong and so fit
The existence of the midriff implies the existence of a totally sick riff 🤘
February 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The existence of the midriff implies the existence of a totally sick riff 🤘
February 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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February 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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My darling - I would give you my heart, but it’s practically impossible to find a transplant surgeon willing to operate on a living donor. Also I don’t think our blood types are compatible. Sorry.
#lukewarmvalentines
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February 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My darling - I would give you my heart, but it’s practically impossible to find a transplant surgeon willing to operate on a living donor. Also I don’t think our blood types are compatible. Sorry.
#lukewarmvalentines
#lukewarmvalentines
My darling - I would like to give you the sun, the moon, and the stars, but the Outer Space Treaty of 1967 prevents claims of ownership on celestial bodies.
#lukewarmvalentines
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February 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My darling - I would like to give you the sun, the moon, and the stars, but the Outer Space Treaty of 1967 prevents claims of ownership on celestial bodies.
#lukewarmvalentines
#lukewarmvalentines
Every fiber of my being yearns for your touch, but not, like, in a clingy way or anything.
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#lukewarmvalentines
February 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Every fiber of my being yearns for your touch, but not, like, in a clingy way or anything.
#lukewarmvalentines
#lukewarmvalentines
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Okay. You're not similar to a summer's day.
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#lukewarmvalentines
February 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Okay. You're not similar to a summer's day.
#lukewarmvalentines
#lukewarmvalentines
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if you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
all my relationships are healthy and supportive
all my relationships are healthy and supportive
February 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
if you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
all my relationships are healthy and supportive
all my relationships are healthy and supportive
when editors get their proofreading marks worng [sick]
February 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
when editors get their proofreading marks worng [sick]
You know you’re killing it at Transformers open mic night when the room is charged with vehicular mans laughter
January 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
You know you’re killing it at Transformers open mic night when the room is charged with vehicular mans laughter
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or deploy a layered network of radars and interceptor batteries
And by air defense end them
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or deploy a layered network of radars and interceptor batteries
And by air defense end them
January 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or deploy a layered network of radars and interceptor batteries
And by air defense end them
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or deploy a layered network of radars and interceptor batteries
And by air defense end them
Bro, I'm so good at mindfulness that I listen to guided meditations at 2x speed.
January 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Bro, I'm so good at mindfulness that I listen to guided meditations at 2x speed.
You know, when you think about it, the total eclipse was probably the best opportunity we’ll ever get to have sex literally all night long.
January 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
You know, when you think about it, the total eclipse was probably the best opportunity we’ll ever get to have sex literally all night long.
Bo knows late 80s references.
January 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Bo knows late 80s references.
Theory: episodes of Sesame Street being brought to you by the letter “A” and the number “7” was secretly a long-running game of Battleship between the producers.
January 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Theory: episodes of Sesame Street being brought to you by the letter “A” and the number “7” was secretly a long-running game of Battleship between the producers.
Star Wars is secretly a lot like pro wrestling.
"The heel turn is a path to many moves some consider to be...unnatural."
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"Not from a babyface."
"The heel turn is a path to many moves some consider to be...unnatural."
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"Not from a babyface."
January 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Star Wars is secretly a lot like pro wrestling.
"The heel turn is a path to many moves some consider to be...unnatural."
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"Not from a babyface."
"The heel turn is a path to many moves some consider to be...unnatural."
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"Not from a babyface."