theParser
@theparser.bsky.social
(He/Him/Sie/Hir) Grammarian & Technological Precisionist
Stop saying evil things, you alluring Scottish siren! 😍
June 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Stop saying evil things, you alluring Scottish siren! 😍
Were you a nice ninja of death before? Or did you forget about this? 💗
June 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Were you a nice ninja of death before? Or did you forget about this? 💗
And I get a laugh out of it almost every time I re-read it, hearing the thick, slurred Scottish accent in my mind's ear, the brawny man unsteady on his feet, squinting at the hairbrush.
May 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
And I get a laugh out of it almost every time I re-read it, hearing the thick, slurred Scottish accent in my mind's ear, the brawny man unsteady on his feet, squinting at the hairbrush.
Sending you energetic and positive thoughts. Good luck out there today!
May 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Sending you energetic and positive thoughts. Good luck out there today!
You're insufferably charming. So pretty much the opposite of annoying.
February 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
You're insufferably charming. So pretty much the opposite of annoying.
As wildly smart and talented as you are, you could choose many professions. Thank you, Michelle, for continuing to choose this one. "Always, Michelle. Always."
February 2, 2025 at 6:33 AM
As wildly smart and talented as you are, you could choose many professions. Thank you, Michelle, for continuing to choose this one. "Always, Michelle. Always."
Can you please put me in your pocket so that I can listen to the silence of the snow fall, the sound of the rain, and the magic of your voice? Even just for a day?
January 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Can you please put me in your pocket so that I can listen to the silence of the snow fall, the sound of the rain, and the magic of your voice? Even just for a day?
Your voice is so lovely. I hope you'll share some Gaelic voice messages some day. 😍
January 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Your voice is so lovely. I hope you'll share some Gaelic voice messages some day. 😍
Dammit! I'll set an alarm next time. 😢
December 15, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Dammit! I'll set an alarm next time. 😢
You, too, Cave! I believe in you.
December 12, 2024 at 5:27 PM
You, too, Cave! I believe in you.
And you work it well!
December 8, 2024 at 4:01 PM
And you work it well!
It's almost unbearable.
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December 4, 2024 at 5:26 PM
It's almost unbearable.
I'm not sure if they've translated it into Scottish yet.
December 4, 2024 at 5:22 PM
I'm not sure if they've translated it into Scottish yet.
Oh, to the contrary! Those blue orbs are crystal clear! 😍
December 1, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Oh, to the contrary! Those blue orbs are crystal clear! 😍