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theParser
@theparser.bsky.social
(He/Him/Sie/Hir) Grammarian & Technological Precisionist
@awkwardandodd.bsky.social You're not a slow walker. You're just short! 😁
May 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Really never thought I'd see the day where I have to PAY $300 to donate pristine furniture to a charity so that they can resell it.
April 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
@awkwardandodd.bsky.social Goodnight tiny Nicki in my phone and IRL. You just keep shoveling that cheese sauce, dear.
March 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It's depressing to me that the anniversary of the death of John Lennon is being remembered more than the anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor.
December 8, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Reposted by theParser
It's our turn to carry the @halcyonfrequency.bsky.social Rimworld Hot Potato! 🔥🥔🔥

Join the chaos, cheer us on, and help raise funds for Doctors Without Borders! 💙🌍

Let’s make a difference together - don’t miss it! 👀
November 29, 2024 at 1:41 PM