My coworkers keep trying to set me up with their single family members how do I explain to them I am not a normal person but really that scene from midnight Mass where the priest is yelling but in human form

Severance would be perfect if it was just a little more horny

Severance should be a sunday night show. who do i talk to about this.

Frankly twitter has been such shit for years I’ve forgotten how to tweet

Well this is quite an opener