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James
@theozempig.bsky.social
32. Northern, tea drinker, over thinker, film buff and all round massive nerd. 🤓
May 2024 ➡️ May 2025. 42kg down in a year. Very much still a work in progress, but very proud of how far I’ve come in the last year. No more Jimbo moon face 🌚
May 23, 2025 at 9:45 AM
When you draw the short straw for Family Secret Santa…
December 25, 2024 at 10:16 PM
This is a very accurate visual representation of how I feel knowing that there’s still two days in school before the Christmas break 🤮
December 18, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Sent a picture, I didn’t reply, and he blocked me. Fair enough.

Has now proceeded to make three new accounts to send me messages like this…

Why are gays so tapped? 🤯🤯
December 8, 2024 at 7:28 PM
I’m not a regular dad, I’m a cool dad ✌️
December 8, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Having a great time being a super, über, mega nerd @ CERN 🤓
December 4, 2024 at 9:48 PM
3.5 stone off since May! Proud of my little self.

The James on the left looks like he ate the James on the right 🤣
November 26, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Imagine hating me and I’m just in my bedroom like this
November 24, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Coleen Rooney to reboot Crimewatch when she leaves the jungle. #ImACeleb
November 22, 2024 at 10:07 PM
This girls surname sounds like what you’d call yourself when you’re the first one in the queue for the buffet. #universitychallenge
November 18, 2024 at 8:38 PM
These are unreal. 🤤
November 16, 2024 at 8:43 PM
From now on I would like to be addressed as this. Thank you.
November 15, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Just posting the mustache as my welcome to BlueSky 🤣👋
November 14, 2024 at 11:43 AM