James
@theozempig.bsky.social
32. Northern, tea drinker, over thinker, film buff and all round massive nerd. 🤓
May 2024 ➡️ May 2025. 42kg down in a year. Very much still a work in progress, but very proud of how far I’ve come in the last year. No more Jimbo moon face 🌚
May 23, 2025 at 9:45 AM
May 2024 ➡️ May 2025. 42kg down in a year. Very much still a work in progress, but very proud of how far I’ve come in the last year. No more Jimbo moon face 🌚
Going to try and make my BlueSky a thing… hi everyone (again) 👋
May 5, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Going to try and make my BlueSky a thing… hi everyone (again) 👋
Someone I follow on Instagram has done a big story about how taking their Christmas tree down was such an emotional experience for them…
a man with glasses and a mustache is sitting on a red chair
ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is sitting on a red chair
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Someone I follow on Instagram has done a big story about how taking their Christmas tree down was such an emotional experience for them…
When you draw the short straw for Family Secret Santa…
December 25, 2024 at 10:16 PM
When you draw the short straw for Family Secret Santa…
Merry Christmas you beautiful bunch 😘
December 25, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Merry Christmas you beautiful bunch 😘
This is a very accurate visual representation of how I feel knowing that there’s still two days in school before the Christmas break 🤮
December 18, 2024 at 6:58 PM
This is a very accurate visual representation of how I feel knowing that there’s still two days in school before the Christmas break 🤮
Hope that the producers of #ImACeleb realise that they don’t need divisive, snake oil salesman politicians in the Jungle for us to watch it.
This has been the best series in years!
This has been the best series in years!
December 8, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Hope that the producers of #ImACeleb realise that they don’t need divisive, snake oil salesman politicians in the Jungle for us to watch it.
This has been the best series in years!
This has been the best series in years!
Sent a picture, I didn’t reply, and he blocked me. Fair enough.
Has now proceeded to make three new accounts to send me messages like this…
Why are gays so tapped? 🤯🤯
Has now proceeded to make three new accounts to send me messages like this…
Why are gays so tapped? 🤯🤯
December 8, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Sent a picture, I didn’t reply, and he blocked me. Fair enough.
Has now proceeded to make three new accounts to send me messages like this…
Why are gays so tapped? 🤯🤯
Has now proceeded to make three new accounts to send me messages like this…
Why are gays so tapped? 🤯🤯
I’m not a regular dad, I’m a cool dad ✌️
December 8, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I’m not a regular dad, I’m a cool dad ✌️
Back from Geneva. Plane landing was bumpy as fuck. Police met us at the gate. Got on. Arrested a fella.
Eventful flight had by all.
Eventful flight had by all.
December 7, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Back from Geneva. Plane landing was bumpy as fuck. Police met us at the gate. Got on. Arrested a fella.
Eventful flight had by all.
Eventful flight had by all.
Having a great time being a super, über, mega nerd @ CERN 🤓
December 4, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Having a great time being a super, über, mega nerd @ CERN 🤓
Any suggestions for anything to do in Geneva would be more than welcome.
Never been before and hoping to have a little down time this week!
Never been before and hoping to have a little down time this week!
December 1, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Any suggestions for anything to do in Geneva would be more than welcome.
Never been before and hoping to have a little down time this week!
Never been before and hoping to have a little down time this week!
3.5 stone off since May! Proud of my little self.
The James on the left looks like he ate the James on the right 🤣
The James on the left looks like he ate the James on the right 🤣
November 26, 2024 at 12:18 PM
3.5 stone off since May! Proud of my little self.
The James on the left looks like he ate the James on the right 🤣
The James on the left looks like he ate the James on the right 🤣
Imagine hating me and I’m just in my bedroom like this
November 24, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Imagine hating me and I’m just in my bedroom like this
SHOULDVE BEEN A TOP FIVE THOUGH. RAGING. #DragRaceUK
November 22, 2024 at 7:30 PM
SHOULDVE BEEN A TOP FIVE THOUGH. RAGING. #DragRaceUK
It’s La Voix’s to lose now. #DragRaceUK
November 22, 2024 at 7:26 PM
It’s La Voix’s to lose now. #DragRaceUK
This girls surname sounds like what you’d call yourself when you’re the first one in the queue for the buffet. #universitychallenge
November 18, 2024 at 8:38 PM
This girls surname sounds like what you’d call yourself when you’re the first one in the queue for the buffet. #universitychallenge
From now on I would like to be addressed as this. Thank you.
November 15, 2024 at 9:32 PM
From now on I would like to be addressed as this. Thank you.
Just posting the mustache as my welcome to BlueSky 🤣👋
November 14, 2024 at 11:43 AM
Just posting the mustache as my welcome to BlueSky 🤣👋