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Theo Ward
@theoward.bsky.social
Writer. Fetal Irish emigrant. Looking beyond the peephole of rage. 🇮🇪 🇨🇦
http://instagram.com/londontheo
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This AI-generated ad for cheap generic boner pills running on AMC is freaking me out. Seeing a robot saying "she" thought her marriage was over? There's a "husband" version of this in rotation, too. Creepy AF.
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Congrats to the POTUS for managing to be both Islamophobic and anti-semitic in a single post. Equal-opportunity racism.
November 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Let's talk about something else. The scent of lilies is my favorite of common flowers because of their confusing combination of sweetness and pungency, like many sharp cheeses, which I also love.
November 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Just back from my support group, aka the bunch of sad dads in Jays caps, pushing their carts around the supermarket in solidarity.
November 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Feeling even more superstitious, since I didn't do this for game 6. So, sorry about that stupid wedged ball call and for Barger getting over-excited. But we got this tonight.
LET'S DO THIS!
And #goJaysGo
November 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Cool, rainy, and breezy day, Halloween, and World Series game 6—perfect day for the first autumn stew.
October 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool."
Philip Seymour Hoffman as Lester Bangs in ALMOST FAMOUS
Looking forward to reading Cameron Crowe's memoir.
October 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Baseball Jesus has a little something for #jays fans tonight.
#gojaysgo
October 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Roller Baseball Jesus With Amazing Gliding Action is praying for a win for the Jays tonight—and a swift one.
#GoJaysGo
October 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
We're ready.
GO JAYS GO!!!
#TorontoWantsItAll
October 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This is not my cat. We're dog people. And yet, each autumn for three years in a row, the dude comes to the back door and begs to come in.
October 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I agree with James Gunn—fully one-third of Americans won't get where the country is headed until somebody points to a giant fucking mural of Hitler painted in the middle of DC.
October 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Sam J. Jones's FLASH GORDON was such a horny movie, yet child me had no idea on a dozen viewings. Or maybe I did.
September 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I'm sorry @jamesgunn.bsky.social, but @jenniferholland.bsky.social 's expression here is priceless.
September 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
People are excited about the Batman and Deadpool crossover series, which is cool. For me, the Batman and Judge Dredd stories set a very high bar....stories, art, everything. @2000ad.bsky.social @dc.com
September 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Gorgeous day and feeling cute.
September 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
September 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Batman and Judge Dredd was a perfect crossover book, and one of my favs. Very curious how this team-up will be.
September 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Stoked that my son met @jason-aaron.bsky.social at Toronto FanExpo yesterday and brought this home for me. Go say hi until 4pm today!
August 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I mean, this sums up the US evangelical rightwing perfectly, and contains the weirdest sentence I've read in a while.
August 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
It was a different world when I was a kid, and Chris Reeve as Superman blew me wide open. Many years later and for the first time since, as far as the character on film goes, @jamesgunn.bsky.social 's SUPERMAN recreates that feeling. Such a joy-filled movie.
August 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The dog days.
July 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
When you're steaming something on the stove, why does the steam ALWAYS spout away from the steam hood exhaust fan so that you have to keep turning the lid? Is this a glitch in the matrix?
July 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Rebranding:
The Great Burnt North
Coo-loo-coocoo-coo-loo-coocoo!
June 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM