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Theo Ward
@theoward.bsky.social
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Writer. Fetal Irish emigrant. Looking beyond the peephole of rage. 🇮🇪 🇨🇦
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there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.
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November 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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This AI-generated ad for cheap generic boner pills running on AMC is freaking me out. Seeing a robot saying "she" thought her marriage was over? There's a "husband" version of this in rotation, too. Creepy AF.
A screenshot of a blonde, AI-generated woman, framed next to a website link and a badge that reads "Legal loophole."
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Congrats to the POTUS for managing to be both Islamophobic and anti-semitic in a single post. Equal-opportunity racism.
Screenshot of Donald Trump's Truth Social post dated November 4, 2025 says "Any Jewish person that votes for Zohran Mamdani, a proven and self professed JEW HATER, is a stupid person!!!"
November 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Let's talk about something else. The scent of lilies is my favorite of common flowers because of their confusing combination of sweetness and pungency, like many sharp cheeses, which I also love.
A pink and white lily with green stamens and petals fully opened.
November 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Just back from my support group, aka the bunch of sad dads in Jays caps, pushing their carts around the supermarket in solidarity.
A man sitting in a car, with salt and pepper beard stubble, wearing a black jacket and a black baseball cap with white Blue Jays emblem.
November 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Feeling even more superstitious, since I didn't do this for game 6. So, sorry about that stupid wedged ball call and for Barger getting over-excited. But we got this tonight.
LET'S DO THIS!
And #goJaysGo
Hail Jays, full of grace, the bats are with thee. Blessed art thou among ball clubs, and blessed is the fruit of thy farm system — our slugger Vladdy. Holy Bo, son of the infield, pray for us fans, And may you hit Kirk's glove straight and true. Mad Max, who art in Rogers Centre, hallowed be thy arm. Thy fastballs come, thy breakers won, Under dome as it was in LA. Give us this day our Springer dingers, and forgive us our strikeouts, as we forgive Ohtani who pitches against us. And lead us not into extra innings, but deliver us from the Dodgers. Amen. And #goJaysGo
November 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Cool, rainy, and breezy day, Halloween, and World Series game 6—perfect day for the first autumn stew.
A large, steaming pot on a stove, simmering beef, potatoes, and root vegetables. It has a strong savoury smell, with rosemary, thyme, garlic, and sauteed onion.
October 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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"The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool."
Philip Seymour Hoffman as Lester Bangs in ALMOST FAMOUS
Looking forward to reading Cameron Crowe's memoir.
A red hardcover book with the title The Uncool, a memoir by Cameron Crowe, featuring a sepia-toned photo booth picture in the middle of the cover of a young Cameron Crowe with long hair, sticking his tongue out.
October 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Baseball Jesus has a little something for #jays fans tonight.
#gojaysgo
OK Blue Jays! Our Father, who art in Heaven Baseball is thy game. Thy Blue Jays come To see the Dodgers done In LA as it was in TO. Give us this day our win in game four, And forgive us our intentional walks, As we forgive Yamamoto who pitched against us. And lead us not out of the strike zone, And deliver us from Ohtani. For ours is the fandom, the series, and the trophy, By game six or seven. Amen.
October 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Roller Baseball Jesus With Amazing Gliding Action is praying for a win for the Jays tonight—and a swift one.
#GoJaysGo
A Jesus action figure with arms raised, holding up a Blue Jays baseball, and standing in front of a lit candle.
October 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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We're ready.
GO JAYS GO!!!
#TorontoWantsItAll
Close up of a hand holding a baseball with the Toronto Blue Jays logo on it, with pitcher Shane Bieber on the TV in the background.
October 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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This is not my cat. We're dog people. And yet, each autumn for three years in a row, the dude comes to the back door and begs to come in.
A gray striped cat with green eyes, pawing at a sliding glass door.
October 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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I agree with James Gunn—fully one-third of Americans won't get where the country is headed until somebody points to a giant fucking mural of Hitler painted in the middle of DC.
TV characters Peacemaker and Amelia Harcourt looking at a large mural of Hitler painted inside a US federal office.
October 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Sam J. Jones's FLASH GORDON was such a horny movie, yet child me had no idea on a dozen viewings. Or maybe I did.
Melanie Anderson dressed as an empress and Sam J. Jones, shirtless and suspended by his wrists, as Flash Gordon.
September 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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I'm sorry @jamesgunn.bsky.social, but @jenniferholland.bsky.social 's expression here is priceless.
Peacemaker's Amelia Harcourt, a white, blonde woman and former black-ops operative, is looking at a woman she thinks is crazy but trying to hide it by smiling politely.
September 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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People are excited about the Batman and Deadpool crossover series, which is cool. For me, the Batman and Judge Dredd stories set a very high bar....stories, art, everything. @2000ad.bsky.social @dc.com
Comic artwork featuring Judge Dredd, Judge Death, and Batman.
September 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Gorgeous day and feeling cute.
A good-looking couple in formal wear and sunglasses sitting outside under trees.
September 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
An illustration of Marvel Comics Doctor Doom.
September 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Batman and Judge Dredd was a perfect crossover book, and one of my favs. Very curious how this team-up will be.
Comic artwork depicting Batman and Deadpool characters lunging toward each other.
September 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Stoked that my son met @jason-aaron.bsky.social at Toronto FanExpo yesterday and brought this home for me. Go say hi until 4pm today!
The cover of DC's Absolute Superman volume 1. Inside cover of Absolute Superman autographed by writer Jason Aaron.
August 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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I mean, this sums up the US evangelical rightwing perfectly, and contains the weirdest sentence I've read in a while.
A post on X that contains a photo of a Cracker Barrel market location along with the following text: "In college, I worked at @Cracker Barrel in Tallahassee. I even gave my life to Christ in their parking lot. Their logo was iconic and their unique restaurants were a fixture of American culture. No one asked for this woke rebrand. It's time to Make Cracker Barrel Great Again."
August 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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It was a different world when I was a kid, and Chris Reeve as Superman blew me wide open. Many years later and for the first time since, as far as the character on film goes, @jamesgunn.bsky.social 's SUPERMAN recreates that feeling. Such a joy-filled movie.
An illustration of Superman.
August 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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The dog days.
A large, panting dog laying on a dog bed.
July 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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When you're steaming something on the stove, why does the steam ALWAYS spout away from the steam hood exhaust fan so that you have to keep turning the lid? Is this a glitch in the matrix?
A steamer pot on a stove.
July 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Rebranding:
The Great Burnt North
Coo-loo-coocoo-coo-loo-coocoo!
Eugene Levy and Rick Moranis wearing sunglasses and bathing suits and reclining on beach loungers. And there is so much hair. So much.
June 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM