Theo
@theoshmeo.bsky.social
My name is Theodora, Theo for short. She/her. I’m a cat from Vermont. My human is a LOT of work.
I’m am wise and knowing.
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I’m am wise and knowing.
I’m watch the outside. Grandhuman used to tell Human not to bother me when I’m on watch.
The white pawprint on the dresser is from when the windowsill got painted and I walked on it.
Anyway, I’m great.
The white pawprint on the dresser is from when the windowsill got painted and I walked on it.
Anyway, I’m great.
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I’m watch the outside. Grandhuman used to tell Human not to bother me when I’m on watch.
The white pawprint on the dresser is from when the windowsill got painted and I walked on it.
Anyway, I’m great.
The white pawprint on the dresser is from when the windowsill got painted and I walked on it.
Anyway, I’m great.
I’m ignoring you. See? I’m ignoring you.
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I’m ignoring you. See? I’m ignoring you.
Am Human’s grief counselor. Grandhuman would thank me and tell me how perfect I am.
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Am Human’s grief counselor. Grandhuman would thank me and tell me how perfect I am.
I’m slid this blanket across the floor all by mine self overnight. Grandhuman would be so proud.
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I’m slid this blanket across the floor all by mine self overnight. Grandhuman would be so proud.
My Grandhuman, Human’s Human, passed away last night after something called “cancer.” I will miss her Chewy gift cards and always defending me from Human’s nonsense.
November 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
My Grandhuman, Human’s Human, passed away last night after something called “cancer.” I will miss her Chewy gift cards and always defending me from Human’s nonsense.
Place yourm bets now for Theo vs. Carrot. Who do youm think will win?
October 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Place yourm bets now for Theo vs. Carrot. Who do youm think will win?
I’m should get Nobel Peace Prize for tolerating Human.
October 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I’m should get Nobel Peace Prize for tolerating Human.
Human is feededing herself before feededing me. Do I’m have grounds for a lawsuit?
October 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Human is feededing herself before feededing me. Do I’m have grounds for a lawsuit?
Grandhuman gave me a Chewy gift card in honor of what would have been Great-Grandhuman’s 113th birthday. So that means I am great.
October 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Grandhuman gave me a Chewy gift card in honor of what would have been Great-Grandhuman’s 113th birthday. So that means I am great.
@mountaineagle.bsky.social hi friend
September 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
@mountaineagle.bsky.social hi friend
I cannot believe THAT is the dominant species …
September 19, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I cannot believe THAT is the dominant species …
Human is a C U Next Tuesday.
September 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Human is a C U Next Tuesday.
Sharky does what I tell them to do. (That skunk is a little bitch.)
September 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Sharky does what I tell them to do. (That skunk is a little bitch.)
I’m effing love pumpkin. I’m just had pumpkin and sardines. YUM. Am great.
September 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I’m effing love pumpkin. I’m just had pumpkin and sardines. YUM. Am great.
I’m love the tumbly rubs
September 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I’m love the tumbly rubs
I’m got this new toy from the grandhumans
September 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I’m got this new toy from the grandhumans
Human says I “take up like the whole bed.” 1. Rude. 2. Isn’t that what it’s there for?
August 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Human says I “take up like the whole bed.” 1. Rude. 2. Isn’t that what it’s there for?
I am taking absolutely no questions at this time.
August 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I am taking absolutely no questions at this time.
Am blinking twice. I’m need help.
August 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Am blinking twice. I’m need help.
Human was going to be on time for “work,” whatever that is, for once, so I pooped on the rug.
July 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Human was going to be on time for “work,” whatever that is, for once, so I pooped on the rug.
Sometimes the sky falls wet. Weird.
July 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Sometimes the sky falls wet. Weird.