Theo
@theoshmeo.bsky.social
My name is Theodora, Theo for short. She/her. I’m a cat from Vermont. My human is a LOT of work.
And FURTHERMORE!
(Sound on but I gotta warn you I’m really fierce.)
(Sound on but I gotta warn you I’m really fierce.)
February 5, 2026 at 3:32 AM
And FURTHERMORE!
(Sound on but I gotta warn you I’m really fierce.)
(Sound on but I gotta warn you I’m really fierce.)
My eyes are up here, buddy.
February 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
My eyes are up here, buddy.
Do I’m have a legal case?
February 3, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Do I’m have a legal case?
Hurry UP and FEED ME before I call the authorities!!!!
February 2, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Hurry UP and FEED ME before I call the authorities!!!!
Am really enjoying the bed.
January 24, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Am really enjoying the bed.
January 14, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Human says I am her baby and she is going to eat me.
January 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Human says I am her baby and she is going to eat me.
Hey guess what I discovered the kitchen table and it’s fun to walk and sit on! Who wants to join me?
January 4, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Hey guess what I discovered the kitchen table and it’s fun to walk and sit on! Who wants to join me?
Human is teaching me to take selfies. How did I’m do?
January 4, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Human is teaching me to take selfies. How did I’m do?
January 2, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Human says BlueSky is the only social mediuh that isn’t aggravating her today. So, hi friends.
January 1, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Human says BlueSky is the only social mediuh that isn’t aggravating her today. So, hi friends.
@billsradvermont.bsky.social hi new friend. I’m from Vermont too, but I’m a cat.
January 1, 2026 at 5:45 PM
@billsradvermont.bsky.social hi new friend. I’m from Vermont too, but I’m a cat.
I see something interesting out there. I’m not telling you what it is.
December 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I see something interesting out there. I’m not telling you what it is.
I found this chair. Human said it came from a place called “Ames” which existed before I was born.
December 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I found this chair. Human said it came from a place called “Ames” which existed before I was born.
Human says the remote control doesn’t need to be on the floor, and it can actually just stay on the table. Not sure she’s right about that.
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Human says the remote control doesn’t need to be on the floor, and it can actually just stay on the table. Not sure she’s right about that.
Happy Catsgiving! Human says I’m “oven-ready.”
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Happy Catsgiving! Human says I’m “oven-ready.”
I’m am wise and knowing.
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I’m am wise and knowing.
I’m watch the outside. Grandhuman used to tell Human not to bother me when I’m on watch.
The white pawprint on the dresser is from when the windowsill got painted and I walked on it.
Anyway, I’m great.
The white pawprint on the dresser is from when the windowsill got painted and I walked on it.
Anyway, I’m great.
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I’m watch the outside. Grandhuman used to tell Human not to bother me when I’m on watch.
The white pawprint on the dresser is from when the windowsill got painted and I walked on it.
Anyway, I’m great.
The white pawprint on the dresser is from when the windowsill got painted and I walked on it.
Anyway, I’m great.
I’m ignoring you. See? I’m ignoring you.
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I’m ignoring you. See? I’m ignoring you.
Am Human’s grief counselor. Grandhuman would thank me and tell me how perfect I am.
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Am Human’s grief counselor. Grandhuman would thank me and tell me how perfect I am.
I’m slid this blanket across the floor all by mine self overnight. Grandhuman would be so proud.
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I’m slid this blanket across the floor all by mine self overnight. Grandhuman would be so proud.
My Grandhuman, Human’s Human, passed away last night after something called “cancer.” I will miss her Chewy gift cards and always defending me from Human’s nonsense.
November 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
My Grandhuman, Human’s Human, passed away last night after something called “cancer.” I will miss her Chewy gift cards and always defending me from Human’s nonsense.
Place yourm bets now for Theo vs. Carrot. Who do youm think will win?
October 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Place yourm bets now for Theo vs. Carrot. Who do youm think will win?