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theo
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hey it's theo what's up
sameeee i find him deeply annoying just in general, and also at this point every time i hear his voice i just hear a mint mobile ad coming and make a face
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
i think my favorite of his movies i've seen is "drive" lol but he's just kind of great in everything tbh
November 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
(for the longest time i got him and ryan reynolds confused and could not figure out why people were so enthused about the annoying comic book guy... forgive me mr. gosling, in my defense your names are similar and i'm not very smart)
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
i remember liking "spaced" - i also really enjoyed "the fall guy", although part of that is that ryan gosling is ludicrously charismatic and good-looking lol
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
i'm also not a huge romcom person in general, so it just kept not really clicking :/
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
i simply don't understand when people say he's charming or funny tbh!
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
but the gothic womb envy/incest-adjacent stuff necessarily has to take a back seat to the demands of an adaptation

...i should watch crimson peak lol
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
the stuff i really was into was
1. the gender of it all - more than a few birthing metaphors there for victor tbh
2. the bad vibes sexuality of it all - there is definitely a real blurring of parental/romantic roles, esp with victor's mother and elizabeth both being played by the same person
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Reposted by theo
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
[from a throne atop a pile of unsubmitted ballots] start pandering losers
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
i think it rules that we have the power and authority to completely torpedo elections, but also are so weak and useless and never vote anyway so we can be safely ignored
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
slash can't believe i could get marshmallow and not the REAL good stuff, according to the nub (soggy french fries, pita chips)
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
i watched a truck drive over a bridge and got so tense i nearly threw up
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
ooh lmk how wages of fear is - i love love LOVE sorcerer
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
also his congestion problems continue so he keep snorting while he licks things.
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM