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hey it's theo what's up
this is half me continuing my slow motion breakdown and half a legitimate question - how is it cats drool Like That when you give them a medication they don't want. like how do they just generate that much goop in one disgusting go.
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Theo's Little Mental Incident continues; probably a bad idea to pedal away on the stationary bike for 40 minutes right before bedtime but i do feel at least a little less insane
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 AM
something really weird too about my first presidential election as an adult with voting powers being obama and my sister's being trump
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
man i really don't want to become a linux guy lol
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
okay well now i'm also watching crimson peak for the first time lol
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
also i watched "groundhog day" for the first time - i simply don't like bill murray, and it turns out watching movies with bill murray in them in the hopes that this will be the day i don't find him insufferable simply is not working out
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
i've been mulling over why frankenstein didn't hit for me and i think part of it is that i didn't love it as an adaptation of frankenstein, and part of it is that the stuff i really liked and wanted to dig into got dropped bc it is an adaptation
November 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
nubs is on a new medication and it has flavor options; most are normal (fish, chicken), and some are a little more unique but within the realm of tasty for critters (peanut butter) and some are uhhh

is "marshmallow flavor" a thing cats... enjoy?
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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greyfax
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
if you haven't seen sorcerer, you should watch sorcerer :>
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Saint Judravith, bearer of the Holy Ballistic Missile. She has reached heaven on earth through self-mummification, achieving the absolution of death while remaining alive (1/n)
January 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
my beautiful cat has tried to beat me out of the way to eat french fries and also lick ketchup, and now he has licked his cat toy so much it's just. sodden.
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Fullcolor wife Argenta 💍
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Elden Ring Nightreign DLC - The Forsaken Hollows out Dec 4th, 2025
November 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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explicates the implicit by transgending your #kusuriuri #mononoke
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 11:03 AM
there are a couple of knitting skills i just kinda

never really properly learned? so ofc i am struggling through them right now (specifically fixing a previous row knit/purl mismatch)
November 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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The Devils, Ken Russell (1971)
Set design by Derek Jarman.
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
is there a taxonomy of what makes a movie a dad movie? i feel like i can tell what a dad movie is when i see one but i couldn't really describe the qualities that make it dad-ish
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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hearing reports out of Japan that Tatsuya Nakadai has passed away at 92. RIP to a legit legend.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
i kinda like how this turned out :>
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
on the one hand making flippant jokes/comments about child abuse makes me feel less like a freak, but sometimes i extremely judge wrong about when it's okay to make a flippant joke/comment about child abuse and then it's sooooo awkward
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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considering making a lineup of my modern au necrontyr already got shy with this one you can kill me now but. a trazyn
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM