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Mike Kaufman
@theonlymike.bsky.social
Greener pastures, bluer skies.

Interested in conflict, conspiracies, and politics and how they often intersect. Coping through current events through sarcasm.
And based on your avatar you’re just a big talking duck. So duck off?
November 29, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Useful idiots are going to be the downfall of us all
November 29, 2024 at 7:51 PM
If only Russia and Iranian-backed militias were in the same shape as they are in today…. The last few years could have been vastly different.
November 29, 2024 at 2:49 PM
I appreciate you doing your best to specify the factions involved. So many media outlets and journalists are using terms like “rebels” or “opposition forces” which is a bit disingenuous. The conflict has so many players and painting them with such a wide brush is a bit much.
November 29, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Not sure wrap around shades and a mullet translates as well or would really be as powerful while sitting in a sedan or a Vespa but now I want it to be real….
November 25, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Yes… everything is FINE (Fuck It Never Ends)
November 25, 2024 at 7:32 PM
I politely disagree but am open to your opinion.

Oh, wow, look at that. I guess it isn’t too much to ask!
November 24, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Which is why he wants to go after agencies like NASA, who live in a space he already exists in with his current contracts. He’s diminishing their spending to his own benefit. Oligarchs gonna oligarch.
November 23, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Is this another one of Elons alt accounts?! Dude just wants to populate the world with his progeny.
November 23, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Pro Russian talking points are acceptable, but Assad is where he draws the line?! Russia’s ally…. Assad? This is the dumbest timeline.
November 23, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Elon is just making the ability to get from life to death more efficient.
November 23, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Whoa, some guy with an American flag in his twitter handle blames the Jews?! You go down any rabbit hole and surprise, you somehow end up at “the Jews.” Can we please update the international boogeyman? It’s been centuries.
November 23, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Secretary of Bread and Circus, but just like DOGE, in the vein of being efficiently inefficient, his co-secretary will be Dana White.
November 22, 2024 at 6:06 PM
USA
November 22, 2024 at 10:48 AM
How can he DJ 1000 feet away from said school?
November 21, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Vance get his naughty parts stuck in a cushion zipper again?!
November 21, 2024 at 9:58 PM
The JK Rowling of the House
November 21, 2024 at 9:54 PM
The process was getting old.
November 21, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Loyalty Trumps everything
November 20, 2024 at 9:55 PM
I can’t even begin to fathom why Musk would want to *checks notes* cut programs to NASA or the State Department… if only there was an obvious explanation for who owns companies that would benefit! Guess we will never know…
November 20, 2024 at 8:44 PM
They eat their own and use whoever the need. Yet, they won, so now they have to live with the sycophantic people that have latched onto the campaign for their own benefit.
November 20, 2024 at 7:31 PM
How did he skip over doomsday buckets, water filters, and pills?! Alex Jones and his ilk already have the monopoly on it?
November 20, 2024 at 7:25 PM