Brian Dzyak
@theonlybriandzyak.bsky.social
Writer by day, cameraman by every other day.
When this is all over, ICE's new uniforms should be from Hot Dog On A Stick.
October 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
When this is all over, ICE's new uniforms should be from Hot Dog On A Stick.
Yesterday, I was standing in a long line at Porto's in Los Angeles when, at 6' tall, I realized that I stood a head higher than everyone else.
It dawned on me that I was the only white PERSON, surrounded by Latinos, Asians, African-Americans, Armenians, etc.
And...I was okay! I survived!
It dawned on me that I was the only white PERSON, surrounded by Latinos, Asians, African-Americans, Armenians, etc.
And...I was okay! I survived!
June 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Yesterday, I was standing in a long line at Porto's in Los Angeles when, at 6' tall, I realized that I stood a head higher than everyone else.
It dawned on me that I was the only white PERSON, surrounded by Latinos, Asians, African-Americans, Armenians, etc.
And...I was okay! I survived!
It dawned on me that I was the only white PERSON, surrounded by Latinos, Asians, African-Americans, Armenians, etc.
And...I was okay! I survived!
Dustin' off the classics because MAGA has decided to repeat the 1940s and 1950s with Nazis and nuclear threats. Are we great again or will there be more?
June 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Dustin' off the classics because MAGA has decided to repeat the 1940s and 1950s with Nazis and nuclear threats. Are we great again or will there be more?
Speaking of the Declaration of Independence ...
May 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Speaking of the Declaration of Independence ...
"You've got to go to the edge of defeat." - Vinnie, "Searching for Bobby Fischer"
March 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
"You've got to go to the edge of defeat." - Vinnie, "Searching for Bobby Fischer"
Watching Judgment at Nuremberg tonight. Seems relevant somehow.
March 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Watching Judgment at Nuremberg tonight. Seems relevant somehow.
"The Iroquois... built an absolute injunction into their system of governance stipulating that every decision be made in the context of its impact on the seventh generation from that time....
- Thom Hartmann, The Edison Gene.
- Thom Hartmann, The Edison Gene.
March 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"The Iroquois... built an absolute injunction into their system of governance stipulating that every decision be made in the context of its impact on the seventh generation from that time....
- Thom Hartmann, The Edison Gene.
- Thom Hartmann, The Edison Gene.
I can use this indie revolution to convince financiers to take a chance on me and my project(s). I only need ~$5-7M with an (almost) guaranteed $50-$80M return.
March 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I can use this indie revolution to convince financiers to take a chance on me and my project(s). I only need ~$5-7M with an (almost) guaranteed $50-$80M return.
I need Ms. Joy to star in my action-horror project, THREE GHOSTS ON DEATH ROW.
#anyataylorjoy
bsky.app/profile/anya...
#anyataylorjoy
bsky.app/profile/anya...
February 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I need Ms. Joy to star in my action-horror project, THREE GHOSTS ON DEATH ROW.
#anyataylorjoy
bsky.app/profile/anya...
#anyataylorjoy
bsky.app/profile/anya...
It's time to dust off this feature film project I began writing years ago when it seemed ridiculous.
"Emperor" Joshua Norton wrote a letter to the San Francisco Daily Evening Bulletin on September 17, 1859, in which he proclaimed himself "Emperor of these United States".
emperornortontrust.org
"Emperor" Joshua Norton wrote a letter to the San Francisco Daily Evening Bulletin on September 17, 1859, in which he proclaimed himself "Emperor of these United States".
emperornortontrust.org
February 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It's time to dust off this feature film project I began writing years ago when it seemed ridiculous.
"Emperor" Joshua Norton wrote a letter to the San Francisco Daily Evening Bulletin on September 17, 1859, in which he proclaimed himself "Emperor of these United States".
emperornortontrust.org
"Emperor" Joshua Norton wrote a letter to the San Francisco Daily Evening Bulletin on September 17, 1859, in which he proclaimed himself "Emperor of these United States".
emperornortontrust.org
Sue? No, it's time for a coup to remove the Insurrectionist Traitors. No more legislation, legal briefs, writs....
February 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Sue? No, it's time for a coup to remove the Insurrectionist Traitors. No more legislation, legal briefs, writs....
February 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Your Voicemail Box was full this weekend. Maybe start listening to us and stop tweeting the fucking obvious.
We hired you to govern, now fucking DO IT! This regime stole the election and is illegitimate, which means there is only one solution. See: Lincoln. Grow a pair and do what's necessary.
We hired you to govern, now fucking DO IT! This regime stole the election and is illegitimate, which means there is only one solution. See: Lincoln. Grow a pair and do what's necessary.
February 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Your Voicemail Box was full this weekend. Maybe start listening to us and stop tweeting the fucking obvious.
We hired you to govern, now fucking DO IT! This regime stole the election and is illegitimate, which means there is only one solution. See: Lincoln. Grow a pair and do what's necessary.
We hired you to govern, now fucking DO IT! This regime stole the election and is illegitimate, which means there is only one solution. See: Lincoln. Grow a pair and do what's necessary.
Sadly, no. It's cockroaches all the way down.
February 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Sadly, no. It's cockroaches all the way down.
Since you like reading the Constitution, why did every Democrat ignore section 3 of the 14th Amendment?
January 22, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Since you like reading the Constitution, why did every Democrat ignore section 3 of the 14th Amendment?
Are you this naive?
You're a billionaire. Be Batman. Help take out these Fascist Nazis Extrajudicially because "legally" is impossible now that they have captured our entire Criminal Justice system from the bottom up.
It's beyond time for liberals to stop being so damned polite.
You're a billionaire. Be Batman. Help take out these Fascist Nazis Extrajudicially because "legally" is impossible now that they have captured our entire Criminal Justice system from the bottom up.
It's beyond time for liberals to stop being so damned polite.
January 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Are you this naive?
You're a billionaire. Be Batman. Help take out these Fascist Nazis Extrajudicially because "legally" is impossible now that they have captured our entire Criminal Justice system from the bottom up.
It's beyond time for liberals to stop being so damned polite.
You're a billionaire. Be Batman. Help take out these Fascist Nazis Extrajudicially because "legally" is impossible now that they have captured our entire Criminal Justice system from the bottom up.
It's beyond time for liberals to stop being so damned polite.
Always follow the money. Conservatives never do anything unless they can skim a profit from it.
January 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Always follow the money. Conservatives never do anything unless they can skim a profit from it.
It's all Conservative theater, as usual. Faux outrage at fictional villains.
January 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It's all Conservative theater, as usual. Faux outrage at fictional villains.
It's all a game to Fascists, convincing the brain dead kids that the convicted rapist and Felon White Supremacist Nazi Sympathizer will be their hero who brings back their TikTok.
TikTok isn't doing anything that Facebook or Twitter aren't doing. Conservatives just want control of the propaganda.
TikTok isn't doing anything that Facebook or Twitter aren't doing. Conservatives just want control of the propaganda.
January 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
It's all a game to Fascists, convincing the brain dead kids that the convicted rapist and Felon White Supremacist Nazi Sympathizer will be their hero who brings back their TikTok.
TikTok isn't doing anything that Facebook or Twitter aren't doing. Conservatives just want control of the propaganda.
TikTok isn't doing anything that Facebook or Twitter aren't doing. Conservatives just want control of the propaganda.
