Charles
@theonecpk.bsky.social
dad, dev, storyteller
to the window, to the wall
to the window, to the wall
WHAT THE FUCK MARINERS WIN THIS FUCKING SERIES ALREADY PLEASE AND THANK YOU
October 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
WHAT THE FUCK MARINERS WIN THIS FUCKING SERIES ALREADY PLEASE AND THANK YOU
Why do the Mariners always do this shit?
October 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Why do the Mariners always do this shit?
what in the actual fuck is going on
Trump tonight appears to have pushed the false "medbed" conspiracy theory, which has spread in the far-right internet over the years. www.yahoo.com/news/qanon-c...
September 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
what in the actual fuck is going on
with some reluctance...the updated Tyler Robinson fact pattern supports a hypothesis of fulminant mood dysregulation: dysphoric mania, brain tumor, or COVID neuropsychiatric sequelae
last thing I want is the Eye of Sauron to turn on mental illness tho
last thing I want is the Eye of Sauron to turn on mental illness tho
September 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
with some reluctance...the updated Tyler Robinson fact pattern supports a hypothesis of fulminant mood dysregulation: dysphoric mania, brain tumor, or COVID neuropsychiatric sequelae
last thing I want is the Eye of Sauron to turn on mental illness tho
last thing I want is the Eye of Sauron to turn on mental illness tho
damn, ladies, back off on that juju a bit--you were supposed to give him a rash, not an exsanguination
I guess this means the Mariners are going to win the World Series now, though.
I guess this means the Mariners are going to win the World Series now, though.
September 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
damn, ladies, back off on that juju a bit--you were supposed to give him a rash, not an exsanguination
I guess this means the Mariners are going to win the World Series now, though.
I guess this means the Mariners are going to win the World Series now, though.
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according to snopes there is no cheez-its football team where all the players are talking wheels of cheese. it's only a commercial
November 10, 2024 at 3:28 AM
according to snopes there is no cheez-its football team where all the players are talking wheels of cheese. it's only a commercial
“Perm, do both”, as debaters say.
Yes, I have a LOT OF BEEF with Biden. So much beef.
and
There is no version of the story that involves Republicans gaining more control of our government now that ends well.
Not a single one.
Come on.
We know this.
The answer is: Voting can't be the END of our fight for change. Ever.
and
There is no version of the story that involves Republicans gaining more control of our government now that ends well.
Not a single one.
Come on.
We know this.
The answer is: Voting can't be the END of our fight for change. Ever.
July 9, 2024 at 1:05 AM
“Perm, do both”, as debaters say.
The linguistic background of Skibidi Toilet...a thread:
July 4, 2024 at 12:04 PM
The linguistic background of Skibidi Toilet...a thread:
I've been a bit remiss on the skeeting & reply-guying lately but some of it was a lack of ipad organization so I just forgot to do it.
June 24, 2024 at 1:41 AM
I've been a bit remiss on the skeeting & reply-guying lately but some of it was a lack of ipad organization so I just forgot to do it.
Here’s a strange thing to happen.
Taking a cross country road trip and crossing the Laurens County SC line while listening to “My Shot”
from Hamilton.
Of course the county and city was owned by the musical character’s awful father.
Taking a cross country road trip and crossing the Laurens County SC line while listening to “My Shot”
from Hamilton.
Of course the county and city was owned by the musical character’s awful father.
March 4, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Here’s a strange thing to happen.
Taking a cross country road trip and crossing the Laurens County SC line while listening to “My Shot”
from Hamilton.
Of course the county and city was owned by the musical character’s awful father.
Taking a cross country road trip and crossing the Laurens County SC line while listening to “My Shot”
from Hamilton.
Of course the county and city was owned by the musical character’s awful father.
Things have gotten so grim on the roads these days that when someone does something courteous like making space to merge I get annoyed and wonder what they’re up to 🤨
January 5, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Things have gotten so grim on the roads these days that when someone does something courteous like making space to merge I get annoyed and wonder what they’re up to 🤨
OK so if you're older than about 25 and are terrified by Skibidi Toilet, all you need to know is that it's just Weird Al meets They Live meets Armored Fleet Dairugger XV.
That's all it is, and for what it's worth, it's actually pretty good. Let the kids enjoy things.
That's all it is, and for what it's worth, it's actually pretty good. Let the kids enjoy things.
January 5, 2024 at 8:06 PM
OK so if you're older than about 25 and are terrified by Skibidi Toilet, all you need to know is that it's just Weird Al meets They Live meets Armored Fleet Dairugger XV.
That's all it is, and for what it's worth, it's actually pretty good. Let the kids enjoy things.
That's all it is, and for what it's worth, it's actually pretty good. Let the kids enjoy things.
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I’m a non-Zionist Jew who has devoted my career to the study of & participation in Jewish life, text, & practice. Some of my most knowledgeable, humane, & passionately Jewish mentors and colleagues are anti/non-Zionist.
If, per the US House, we are antisemites, then that term has lost all meaning.
If, per the US House, we are antisemites, then that term has lost all meaning.
December 5, 2023 at 11:04 PM
I’m a non-Zionist Jew who has devoted my career to the study of & participation in Jewish life, text, & practice. Some of my most knowledgeable, humane, & passionately Jewish mentors and colleagues are anti/non-Zionist.
If, per the US House, we are antisemites, then that term has lost all meaning.
If, per the US House, we are antisemites, then that term has lost all meaning.
December 4, 2023 at 1:11 AM
PSA: if you’re gonna do Elf on the Shelf jokes for God’s sake make the shit actually rhyme
or I don’t know just don’t
or I don’t know just don’t
December 4, 2023 at 1:05 AM
PSA: if you’re gonna do Elf on the Shelf jokes for God’s sake make the shit actually rhyme
or I don’t know just don’t
or I don’t know just don’t
Reposted by Charles
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Henry Kissinger died.” Man says “Oh holy shit this rules. This is so great thank you so much. Fuck
November 30, 2023 at 4:33 AM
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Henry Kissinger died.” Man says “Oh holy shit this rules. This is so great thank you so much. Fuck
in b4 10,000 X threads on why Kissinger is good, ackshuyally
November 30, 2023 at 3:26 AM
in b4 10,000 X threads on why Kissinger is good, ackshuyally
I wish to inform you that I have watched the first 68 episodes of Skibidi Toilet and therefore I am UP TO DATE.
Best I can tell it’s as if a dadaist mashed up Max Headroom and Voltron.
Best I can tell it’s as if a dadaist mashed up Max Headroom and Voltron.
November 28, 2023 at 4:33 AM
I wish to inform you that I have watched the first 68 episodes of Skibidi Toilet and therefore I am UP TO DATE.
Best I can tell it’s as if a dadaist mashed up Max Headroom and Voltron.
Best I can tell it’s as if a dadaist mashed up Max Headroom and Voltron.
confidential to Thomas Frank and Elon Musk:
Just say the n-word whenever you feel like it. Stop delegating it to contrived diatribes about...what is it....wokeness?
Just say the n-word whenever you feel like it. Stop delegating it to contrived diatribes about...what is it....wokeness?
November 26, 2023 at 6:26 AM
confidential to Thomas Frank and Elon Musk:
Just say the n-word whenever you feel like it. Stop delegating it to contrived diatribes about...what is it....wokeness?
Just say the n-word whenever you feel like it. Stop delegating it to contrived diatribes about...what is it....wokeness?