Theo Hart 🩶
@theohartftm.bsky.social
18+ | 28, hot, stupid, and breedable. obviously god’s favorite gay man
not only do I fuck, but I also throw down in the kitchen 💁🏻♂️
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
not only do I fuck, but I also throw down in the kitchen 💁🏻♂️
this is real lol
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
this is real lol
come worship me and let’s invent a few prayers, yeah?
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
come worship me and let’s invent a few prayers, yeah?
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Update: The State Department has once again changed the language back to saying transgender people's passports will be valid "until they are invalidated pursuant to federal regulations."
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Update: The State Department has once again changed the language back to saying transgender people's passports will be valid "until they are invalidated pursuant to federal regulations."
yo getting it from the back as a trans guy is so lit because what do you mean he can be in it and still rub my t dick while pulling at my hips 😵💫
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
yo getting it from the back as a trans guy is so lit because what do you mean he can be in it and still rub my t dick while pulling at my hips 😵💫
I went out today looking adorable and immediately got shit on by a bird. so i’m never leaving my house again
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I went out today looking adorable and immediately got shit on by a bird. so i’m never leaving my house again
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the man / the pussy
November 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
the man / the pussy
I got filled up this morning ❤️🐦⬛ i’ll be a good boy and plug up next time 🥺
November 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I got filled up this morning ❤️🐦⬛ i’ll be a good boy and plug up next time 🥺
October 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
six years of testosterone and i’m still hot. amazing how that works
October 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
six years of testosterone and i’m still hot. amazing how that works
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ALSO! new york is so unserious. what do you mean there’s a naked woman running around the bus station and then literally 20 minutes later I see this?
October 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
ALSO! new york is so unserious. what do you mean there’s a naked woman running around the bus station and then literally 20 minutes later I see this?
me when I got to new york (and I was on that trip for a very important interview)
October 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
me when I got to new york (and I was on that trip for a very important interview)
the devil is in the details. come study them
October 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
the devil is in the details. come study them
October 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
ain’t nothing better than the anticipation of getting bred.
except getting bred.
and then feeling it drip down my leg the entire walk home
except getting bred.
and then feeling it drip down my leg the entire walk home
October 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ain’t nothing better than the anticipation of getting bred.
except getting bred.
and then feeling it drip down my leg the entire walk home
except getting bred.
and then feeling it drip down my leg the entire walk home
did someone say get into position?
October 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
did someone say get into position?
they get married today. life comes at ya fast
OH NO I AM VERY AWAKE AND MY ROOMMATE AND THEIR PARTNER ARE DEFINITELY BONING AND I AM U N S U R E HOW TO HANDLE IT
March 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
they get married today. life comes at ya fast
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Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub
January 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub
OH NO I AM VERY AWAKE AND MY ROOMMATE AND THEIR PARTNER ARE DEFINITELY BONING AND I AM U N S U R E HOW TO HANDLE IT
January 1, 2025 at 9:15 AM
OH NO I AM VERY AWAKE AND MY ROOMMATE AND THEIR PARTNER ARE DEFINITELY BONING AND I AM U N S U R E HOW TO HANDLE IT
I found out this week that I’m rapidly losing my vision and it really fucked me up
December 13, 2024 at 4:16 AM
I found out this week that I’m rapidly losing my vision and it really fucked me up