The Official Me
@theofficiallit.bsky.social
A person on earth.
#IYKYK
#IYKYK
#AssholeBleaching is not why he’s so pale under the orange.
September 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
#AssholeBleaching is not why he’s so pale under the orange.
What does Steve Davis even do except be cringe and try to create auction “moments” that are not actually that notable.
January 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
What does Steve Davis even do except be cringe and try to create auction “moments” that are not actually that notable.
The #dipshittery like “ rare bread” is intentional. That is how they build empathy with magas that otherwise wouldn’t give these Ivy League pricks, taking away their rights the time of day. They can relate, because they don’t see the manipulation.
January 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The #dipshittery like “ rare bread” is intentional. That is how they build empathy with magas that otherwise wouldn’t give these Ivy League pricks, taking away their rights the time of day. They can relate, because they don’t see the manipulation.
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The Scottish Sunday Herald TV guide featured this preview of the Trump inauguration.
It’s fucking brilliant.
It’s fucking brilliant.
January 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The Scottish Sunday Herald TV guide featured this preview of the Trump inauguration.
It’s fucking brilliant.
It’s fucking brilliant.
So is gas down to $1 yet?
January 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
So is gas down to $1 yet?
He didn’t put his hand on the Bible when swearing in. Probably because that would set it on fire.
January 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Ketamine is a hell of a drug.
January 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Ketamine is a hell of a drug.
January 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
As of 12:02 EST, we officially declare an end to Dry January
January 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
@barrettjackson.bsky.social interrupted the auction to show "an incredible moment" ( #FIFY) a convicted felon swearing an oath he is unlikely to keep, like so many campaign promises.
On brand for a #usedcar seller I guess.
I accordingly interrupted my viewing. #buhbye
On brand for a #usedcar seller I guess.
I accordingly interrupted my viewing. #buhbye
January 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
@barrettjackson.bsky.social interrupted the auction to show "an incredible moment" ( #FIFY) a convicted felon swearing an oath he is unlikely to keep, like so many campaign promises.
On brand for a #usedcar seller I guess.
I accordingly interrupted my viewing. #buhbye
On brand for a #usedcar seller I guess.
I accordingly interrupted my viewing. #buhbye
January 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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It’s all a grift.
January 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It’s all a grift.
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Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025
January 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025
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#4yearsago felt like we were almost out of the darkness, but it wasn't real until he actually walked into the White House.
January 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
#4yearsago felt like we were almost out of the darkness, but it wasn't real until he actually walked into the White House.
The 2025 vibe.
January 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The 2025 vibe.
Are we renaming January 20 #ExistentialDreadDay? Can we?
January 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Are we renaming January 20 #ExistentialDreadDay? Can we?
Gravity is just being a little b**** today.
December 24, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Gravity is just being a little b**** today.
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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November 27, 2024 at 8:29 PM