Theo Castleman
theocastleman.bsky.social
Theo Castleman
@theocastleman.bsky.social
book recs & author dreams 📚✨️
fantasy, romance, & monster smut 👽🍆
just wanna read filth & eat cheese 🤷‍♀️🧀
gremlin thoughts @ no charge 😈
queer | 🚫 GenAI | 🔞 | facists fuck off
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Women will literally just see this and type "husband".
April 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
🐈‍⬛️☀️🌿🖤✨️ #authorsky #booksky
May 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
51% through Dead Emma by @sylviamorrow.bsky.social and I am having the BEST FUCKING TIME 👻✨️👏 #booksky
April 10, 2025 at 11:48 AM
My current hyperfixation playlist is:

- emergence by sleep token
- the giver by chappel roan
- the entire tsunami sea album by spiritbox

And NOTHING else, on a continuous loop for the next 4 months ✨️
March 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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What would you do if you found out you had TWO soulmates and your people’s entire future rested in the claws of the one who’d always been their enemy?

SILVER STAR, RED DRAGON Book One of the Soulbound Song

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March 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I have a training today & tomorrow for my full time job, but all I really wanna do is read smut. And snack. Boooooo 🫠

#booksky
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March 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Happy capitalist love day or whatever 🙃🖤✨️
February 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Update: now watching Yellowjackets.

holy SHIT 🐝👀🩸
February 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Snacks? Aquired.
Loungewear? Meat suit is clothed & COZY.
Filthy books? Within arm's reach.

Let the rotting commence 😈✨️ #booksky
February 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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✷ TRASH ANIMALS ✷
February 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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I probably don't even need to say this, BUT. Me not posting about every nightmarish thing is not because I am not internally (or externally!) screaming multiple times per day, i just figure you heard about it from 100 other people posting about each new nightmare. I assure you, my soul is cracking.
January 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
To the indie authors on here: thank you. Thank you for creating and sharing your art with us. The literal only thing keeping me going sometimes is magical, beautiful literary escapism. So thank you all for creating those worlds we can escape to along with you. 🖤✨️

#authorsky #booksky
January 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Me any time I see someone review a book that I love poorly (how dare y'all) 👿
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January 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This closet re-org I've gotta do tomorrow is going to be a * monumental* task. Trying to pick a filthy audiobook to fuel me - any recs, #booksky? The choice paralysis is hitting hard today 🫠

(Prefer fantasy settings, monsters/aliens/demons, and at least a little gay please 😉🖤✨️) kthanksbyeeeee
January 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Learning new social media platforms 🫠😭 But alas, desperate times and all that bullshit.

Interests:
- fantasy/romance 📚🧝‍♀️
- indie/queer/poc books 🌈✨️
- monster romance 👽🍆💦
- gardening 🍃
- bad omens/spiritbox/sleep token 🖤🔮
- cheese 🧀

Let's be friends. I'll only bite if you want me to. 😉

#books
January 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM