Theo Salvo 🥄
theo.salvo.social
Theo Salvo 🥄
@theo.salvo.social
This phrase will save your life: “yes, dear!”
October 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The pen is mightier…
September 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
What is it?
September 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Thank you for posting the comment we were all thinking. 😆
August 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Hmm, I’m stumped. This is quite a pickle! 🥒
July 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Also, if anyone on this thread is low on snake oil, I can sell some to you!
July 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Florida has reached maximum quota for asshats in suits. We simply can’t take him…

Alabama, y’all got any room?
July 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
March 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Please tell me the sword is sentient…that would be amazing!
February 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
See now I gotta replay as a bard! My first time was a monk and after I got stunning strike the game got less fun…
February 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I’m told a bard playthrough is magical…
February 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
February 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Apple iFO: identified flying object 🛸
January 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I can hear this LEGO set…
December 8, 2024 at 9:53 PM