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Theo Salvo 🥄
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This time, I finished the owlbear! It’s definitely not a beginner pattern but props to @craftytibbles.bsky.social on the pattern #crochet #dnd #owlbear ravel.me/buzzsurfr/o1
October 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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The pen is mightier…
An actor appearing as Sean Connery in television game studio. A caption at the bottom that reads “I got to ask you about the penis mightier.”
September 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Finished the Mind Flayer I started on the road trip! Love the pattern @craftytibbles.bsky.social #dnd #dndart #crochet www.ravelry.com/projects/buz...
a crochet softy with a purple octopus-like body and hands, wearing a black robe with silver trim. Also known as a mind flayer or Illithid from Dungeons and Dragons.
June 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Social media message from stonekettle that reads “If a vehicle you manufacture explodes and for the first 24 hours no one knows if it was caused by shoddy engineering or a deliberate act of terrorism, both being about equally likely and believable, maybe you shouldn't be on social media crowing about awesome you are.”
January 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Getting ready for #KubeCon. #freehugs will also be given to those who ask/need one. #inkyframe @pimoroni.com
November 9, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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There’s too many things to change with my Moonlander keyboard…so I’m turning here for inspiration. What is ONE THING that you customized that helped you the most?
Split keyboard with rainbow backlit keys on a black surface.
October 27, 2024 at 11:08 PM
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This past weekend, I joined the #framework and #bluefin clubs.

That may have been more fun than LEGOs.
October 23, 2024 at 1:29 AM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #3,745,582!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #3,745,582, Theo Salvo ‪@theo.salvo.social‬, joined on Feb 7, 2024"
September 24, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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Anytime I hear Trump speak nowadays…
The Simpsons clip of newspaper article with title “old man yells at cloud” while the grandpa raises his fist and hollers at a cloud.
September 8, 2024 at 12:31 PM
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Some levity for the #Microsoft and #CrowdStrike situation. I can’t believe this meme didn’t exist (or I couldn’t find it) #hugops #meme #perfection #bsod #bluescreen
Three-panel meme. Top panel: Error screen with a modern "Blue Screen of Death". Middle panel: Man saying, "I said, the real Blue Screen of Death." Bottom panel: An older blue error screen, captioned "Perfection.
July 20, 2024 at 2:01 PM