The NPC
@thenpc5169.bsky.social
I’m just here. Shit posting on a floating rock in space.
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@thenpc5169.bsky.social
· Mar 6
I think this year I’m gonna forget 9/11
This man asked me this morning “without your glasses, is the dark blurry dark?”
October 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
This man asked me this morning “without your glasses, is the dark blurry dark?”
Just fyi, if you are being a manipulative piece of shit does not mean that you get the nice side from those you’ve be manipulative towards just because you decided this one time you’ll show up for your family. 🤷♀️
September 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Just fyi, if you are being a manipulative piece of shit does not mean that you get the nice side from those you’ve be manipulative towards just because you decided this one time you’ll show up for your family. 🤷♀️
I feel like a country, who in the history of mankind is the only one to ever drop a nuclear bomb, bombing a country for the POTENTIAL of having a nuclear bomb is crazy work.
June 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I feel like a country, who in the history of mankind is the only one to ever drop a nuclear bomb, bombing a country for the POTENTIAL of having a nuclear bomb is crazy work.
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There aren't enough Luigi's in this world.
May 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
There aren't enough Luigi's in this world.
We are not angry enough.
April 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
We are not angry enough.
I got a haircut yesterday and something just looked too familiar about it.
It’s Prince Charming from Shrek. It’s fucking Prince Charmings haircut.
It’s Prince Charming from Shrek. It’s fucking Prince Charmings haircut.
March 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I got a haircut yesterday and something just looked too familiar about it.
It’s Prince Charming from Shrek. It’s fucking Prince Charmings haircut.
It’s Prince Charming from Shrek. It’s fucking Prince Charmings haircut.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
March 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
My friends always get me into a new book but they never read it fast enough. I’m ready to YAP about the shenanigans. Send help #fourthwing
March 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
My friends always get me into a new book but they never read it fast enough. I’m ready to YAP about the shenanigans. Send help #fourthwing
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they say "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" well i don't want to be strong, i’m tired i just want to drink iced coffee, read books and eat snacks.
March 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
they say "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" well i don't want to be strong, i’m tired i just want to drink iced coffee, read books and eat snacks.
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I made this mistake of checking the news
March 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I made this mistake of checking the news
My roommate had a failed attempted at speed dating tonight. I took her for tacos because “I can’t try men tonight, so I’m trying the margs”
March 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
My roommate had a failed attempted at speed dating tonight. I took her for tacos because “I can’t try men tonight, so I’m trying the margs”
Why is water just so good?
March 7, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Why is water just so good?
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Here are some nice mushrooms
March 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
Roommate: “Thanking Trump for being diplomatic is like a hostage thanking their capture for not killing them.” Wiser words have never been said in these times.
March 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Roommate: “Thanking Trump for being diplomatic is like a hostage thanking their capture for not killing them.” Wiser words have never been said in these times.
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Here are some nice mushrooms
March 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
I think this year I’m gonna forget 9/11
March 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I think this year I’m gonna forget 9/11
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Whenever you welcome guests, treat them with kindness, grace and respect. Simple as that.
February 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Whenever you welcome guests, treat them with kindness, grace and respect. Simple as that.
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U.S. Offers PlatinumPlus Preferred Citizenship
U.S. Offers PlatinumPlus Preferred Citizenship
WASHINGTON, DC—In an 86-14 vote, the Senate approved legislation Monday establishing PlatinumPlus Preferred citizenship, an exciting new program offering special benefits and discounts to select membe...
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February 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
U.S. Offers PlatinumPlus Preferred Citizenship
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You fuckers are sleeping on Jupiter’s moons. I don’t want to ever hear one more person whine about Pluto if they can’t tell me a single fact about the in-every-way-superior Ganymede.
January 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
You fuckers are sleeping on Jupiter’s moons. I don’t want to ever hear one more person whine about Pluto if they can’t tell me a single fact about the in-every-way-superior Ganymede.
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