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William
@thenoliestguy.bsky.social
Big FSU fan, history major. Two main sports are football and baseball (Noles sports + Rays). Favorite area of study is the 19th century South. Also interested in legal studies and Mormon studies.
lol I am reminded of a quote I saw from Jake Gaither while digging around in the archives at FSU
October 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I am pleased to announce that I will be taking my talents to Florida State University’s graduate school.

Thank you to my friends, family, and mentors who have guided me through this exciting time. Please respect my decision. GO NOLES! 🍢🍢
February 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Trump’s birthright citizenship EO does not “appear” to clash with the Fourteenth Amendment, it smashes into it going at 200 mph. It is patently unconstitutional and I seriously wish the media would start calling ducks ducks.
February 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
@smbrnsn.bsky.social congratulations! I’m sure you’ll be getting comments like these for the foreseeable future but I have never been more excited to learn about taxes!
February 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Anyway these are really good reads and I highly recommend
January 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
This truly is one of the few memes that can really capture the current moment.
January 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Idk I feel like “president moved swiftly to consolidate power in first week” would have been a more accurate headline but hey. We already lost the media so what can ya do
January 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Not enough for a snowman and I can’t really stay long but man it turned into a party in the most FSU way possible 😂 love love love that this is how my last semester is going ❤️
January 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Brian Kelly tn
January 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Read Peggy Fletcher Stack’s piece in the Salt Lake Tribune about Orwellian BYU hiring and firing practices. All I’ll say is that I will be forever, forever grateful that I did not go to BYU
January 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
December 31, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Watching The Rock and JK Simmons in this I stg
December 26, 2024 at 1:38 AM
What the hell is going on at Strozier 😭
December 9, 2024 at 2:03 AM
NOLESKY DO YOUR PART AND TROLL MIAMI. You may need to go to the other app to do it but this is the most justifiable reason to go back there!
December 4, 2024 at 3:46 AM
MIAMI GOT LEFT OUT 😂😂😂😂
December 4, 2024 at 3:35 AM
OKAY MONEY MIKE.
December 2, 2024 at 5:18 PM
The only time this season where I can blame a loss 90% on fluke fumbles. O-line and WR room aren’t off the hook, but damn I think Mike really can do his “concepts of a plan” quick fix if he really wants.
December 1, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Thank God it’s over. Let’s never do this again. Goodbye, 2024 FSU football. May you never be remembered. Except for Toafili and Douglas.
December 1, 2024 at 5:05 AM
I laughed so hard at this
December 1, 2024 at 4:09 AM
“Georgia won in a gritty 8OT match against their formidable rival in a game that will clinch Georgia a spot in the playoffs regardless of the SECCG. It just means more!”
November 30, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Gotta make a CV for my grad school apps. I’m tempted to keep the quote
November 30, 2024 at 2:04 AM
We had a write-what-you’re-thankful-for pumpkin.
November 28, 2024 at 10:15 PM
If anyone needs any help understanding what’s going on
November 25, 2024 at 7:33 PM
In light of FSU’s obeying in advance and purging of classes that don’t align with DeSantis’ and Trump’s ideology, I figured this quote is especially poignant. Full quote in ALT if the picture isn’t clear
November 25, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Meant to post this along with it
November 24, 2024 at 2:57 PM