Ainsley M.
@thenoisesabove.bsky.social
Constant reader of horror, consumer of podcasts, occasional fiction editor and creator of thenoisesabove.com horror blog and book club guides 🇨🇦
Spending this Xmas morning being lazy in bed with my coffee and a cracker of a story in When the Wolf Comes Home by Nat Cassidy 🐺 😱 The monster doesn’t seem to be quite what I was expecting and I love when that happens 🖤☠️🖤
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Spending this Xmas morning being lazy in bed with my coffee and a cracker of a story in When the Wolf Comes Home by Nat Cassidy 🐺 😱 The monster doesn’t seem to be quite what I was expecting and I love when that happens 🖤☠️🖤
Merry Yuletide to all ✨🎄🦌✨
a living room with a christmas tree and a fireplace
Alt: a gif showing a darkened living room with red walls, a twinkling christmas tree and a fireplace with wood burning and a twinkling wreath and garland above the mantle
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December 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Merry Yuletide to all ✨🎄🦌✨
December 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
✨🌟Happy Solstice, witches 🌟✨
It’s time to start releasing intentions for the coming year. Personally, I intend to spend more time loving up my dog 🐶, savouring my morning coffees ☕️, and reading my piles of books instead of the endless doomscroll 📚
It’s time to start releasing intentions for the coming year. Personally, I intend to spend more time loving up my dog 🐶, savouring my morning coffees ☕️, and reading my piles of books instead of the endless doomscroll 📚
a black and white photo of a woman holding a candle with the words wishing you peace
Alt: A black and white image of a woman holding a candle with words in script:
Wishing you peace, blessings
hopes & visions this
Winter Solstice night
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December 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
✨🌟Happy Solstice, witches 🌟✨
It’s time to start releasing intentions for the coming year. Personally, I intend to spend more time loving up my dog 🐶, savouring my morning coffees ☕️, and reading my piles of books instead of the endless doomscroll 📚
It’s time to start releasing intentions for the coming year. Personally, I intend to spend more time loving up my dog 🐶, savouring my morning coffees ☕️, and reading my piles of books instead of the endless doomscroll 📚
Saturday morning with my giant mug of coffee and this #cursedobject I found in an antiques mall this week. Am I reading this book, or is it reading me? 💀👀
Hell House & Other True Hauntings From Around the World, by Alison Rattle and Allison Vale. Sterling Publishing 2008.
Hell House & Other True Hauntings From Around the World, by Alison Rattle and Allison Vale. Sterling Publishing 2008.
December 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Saturday morning with my giant mug of coffee and this #cursedobject I found in an antiques mall this week. Am I reading this book, or is it reading me? 💀👀
Hell House & Other True Hauntings From Around the World, by Alison Rattle and Allison Vale. Sterling Publishing 2008.
Hell House & Other True Hauntings From Around the World, by Alison Rattle and Allison Vale. Sterling Publishing 2008.
How do I mute any mentions of that vile heap of shit occupying the US presidency, but also request all the push notifications possible when he has finally breathed his last fetid breath? I want buzzing, bells, lights, whistles… all the things, the second that fucker is dead. Until then, I need rest.
a man wearing glasses and a plaid shirt is sitting in front of a table with a yellow bottle that says eagle one
Alt: Jason Alexander in his role as George Costanza on Seinfeld, sitting at a table and shouting “SERENITY NOW!” before resting his head in his hand. There is just too much going on right now for any thinking person the bear.
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December 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
How do I mute any mentions of that vile heap of shit occupying the US presidency, but also request all the push notifications possible when he has finally breathed his last fetid breath? I want buzzing, bells, lights, whistles… all the things, the second that fucker is dead. Until then, I need rest.
This weekend I read (via audiobook) the book generally referred to as the first gothic horror. The Castle of Otranto by Horace Walpole, first published in 1764, is proof that gaslighting dickheads like the main antagonist, Manfred, are eternal.
October 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This weekend I read (via audiobook) the book generally referred to as the first gothic horror. The Castle of Otranto by Horace Walpole, first published in 1764, is proof that gaslighting dickheads like the main antagonist, Manfred, are eternal.
Trump is going to pardon child molesters and rapists because he is one too
#EpsteinFiles
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#EpsteinFiles
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Trump signals he's open to a pardon for Ghislaine Maxwell, says Diddy has already asked for one | CBC News
U.S. President Donald Trump on Monday left the door open to a pardon for Ghislaine Maxwell, who was convicted of helping the late financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein sexually abuse te...
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October 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Trump is going to pardon child molesters and rapists because he is one too
#EpsteinFiles
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#EpsteinFiles
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Just finished reading Don’t Fear the Reaper by @sgj.bsky.social and… emotional damage, y’all. EMOTIONAL DAMAGE. I underlined things.
- from another not Jennifer 🔪☠️
- from another not Jennifer 🔪☠️
October 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Just finished reading Don’t Fear the Reaper by @sgj.bsky.social and… emotional damage, y’all. EMOTIONAL DAMAGE. I underlined things.
- from another not Jennifer 🔪☠️
- from another not Jennifer 🔪☠️
My idiot neighbour is playing sad drinking music for a sad drinking person. Started at 0930 this morning, it’s now 1430. Volume pinned, all his windows apparently open. Probably sobbing in his underwear and clutching a glass of gin… he seems like a gin guy. Some of us are trying to work, dickhead!
a woman reading a book with the words desperate pathetic and lonely on the bottom
Alt: Betty White with a crossword puzzle book with the words “desperate, pathetic and lonely” on the bottom
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September 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My idiot neighbour is playing sad drinking music for a sad drinking person. Started at 0930 this morning, it’s now 1430. Volume pinned, all his windows apparently open. Probably sobbing in his underwear and clutching a glass of gin… he seems like a gin guy. Some of us are trying to work, dickhead!
It must be the fundamentalist christians’ turn to perform the presidential flufferage this week - ain’t nobody who loves to see women feel pain as much as a “good christian” loves to see it 🙄 #tylenol
a woman in a red coat is touching another woman 's hand in front of a door
Alt: a pregnant handmaid stoically endures the excitement of the “wife” who will steal the handmaid’s baby once it’s born because that’s apparently gods will, yadda yadda yadda, under his eye, etc.
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September 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It must be the fundamentalist christians’ turn to perform the presidential flufferage this week - ain’t nobody who loves to see women feel pain as much as a “good christian” loves to see it 🙄 #tylenol
Can’t wait to see @jimmykimmel.com back in action. Fuck ‘em in the eye if they can’t take a joke!
a man in a suit and tie is applauding in front of jimmy kimmel live
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is applauding in front of jimmy kimmel live
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September 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Can’t wait to see @jimmykimmel.com back in action. Fuck ‘em in the eye if they can’t take a joke!
Happy Equinox to those who celebrate! 🍂🍁🍂
September 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Happy Equinox to those who celebrate! 🍂🍁🍂
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Good morning
A timely thought from F. Scott Fitzgerald
A timely thought from F. Scott Fitzgerald
September 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Good morning
A timely thought from F. Scott Fitzgerald
A timely thought from F. Scott Fitzgerald
Donald Jellybelly Trump cried big sad baby tears to get mean Jimmy’s show taken off the air and apparently ABC loves the taste of tiny orange dick.
From the bottom of my black liberal heart: Fuck You Donnie, you pathetic loser. I can’t wait to read your obituary - you know it’s already written 🖕🏼
From the bottom of my black liberal heart: Fuck You Donnie, you pathetic loser. I can’t wait to read your obituary - you know it’s already written 🖕🏼
a man wearing a black shirt that says " safe " on it
Alt: A gif of Jimmy Kimmel saying “well, I’m in trouble” - suitable because Donald Jellybelly Trump cried big sad baby tears to get mean Jimmy’s show taken off the air and apparently ABC loves the taste of tiny orange dick.
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September 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Donald Jellybelly Trump cried big sad baby tears to get mean Jimmy’s show taken off the air and apparently ABC loves the taste of tiny orange dick.
From the bottom of my black liberal heart: Fuck You Donnie, you pathetic loser. I can’t wait to read your obituary - you know it’s already written 🖕🏼
From the bottom of my black liberal heart: Fuck You Donnie, you pathetic loser. I can’t wait to read your obituary - you know it’s already written 🖕🏼
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A legend. Rest in peace.
An absolute legend. RIP.
September 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
A legend. Rest in peace.
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Reading Parable of the Sower, and the fact that over 30 years ago, Ms. Octavia Butler wrote this piece of speculative dystopia set in present-time with so many incredibly relevant and accurate depictions of current American reality is blowing my actual mind. She was a time traveller.
August 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Reading Parable of the Sower, and the fact that over 30 years ago, Ms. Octavia Butler wrote this piece of speculative dystopia set in present-time with so many incredibly relevant and accurate depictions of current American reality is blowing my actual mind. She was a time traveller.
Imagine having this evil nazi troll as your mother… that kid is doomed.
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt beamed with pride on Tuesday when her husband, Nicholas Riccio, brought their eight-month-old baby boy to the White House to see his mom in action.
Karoline Leavitt accidentally reveals handwritten personal note from her office
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August 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Imagine having this evil nazi troll as your mother… that kid is doomed.
RIP Ozzy 🦇🪦🦇
a man says mama i 'm coming home in a black and white photo
Alt: Ozzy sings Mama I'm Coming Home
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July 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
RIP Ozzy 🦇🪦🦇
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They weren’t just rich creeps.
Trump, Epstein, Casablancas, and Brunel were part of an organized, predatory network of pedophiles—using modeling contests, private dinners, and fake opportunities to prey on teenage girls.
Here’s how they worked together in plain sight.
🧵⬇️
Trump, Epstein, Casablancas, and Brunel were part of an organized, predatory network of pedophiles—using modeling contests, private dinners, and fake opportunities to prey on teenage girls.
Here’s how they worked together in plain sight.
🧵⬇️
July 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
They weren’t just rich creeps.
Trump, Epstein, Casablancas, and Brunel were part of an organized, predatory network of pedophiles—using modeling contests, private dinners, and fake opportunities to prey on teenage girls.
Here’s how they worked together in plain sight.
🧵⬇️
Trump, Epstein, Casablancas, and Brunel were part of an organized, predatory network of pedophiles—using modeling contests, private dinners, and fake opportunities to prey on teenage girls.
Here’s how they worked together in plain sight.
🧵⬇️
Withered Hill by David Barnett gets all five 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 from me! A very enjoyable and unexpected folk horror tale, with a lot of heart.
July 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Withered Hill by David Barnett gets all five 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 from me! A very enjoyable and unexpected folk horror tale, with a lot of heart.
Listened to The Possession of Natalie Glasgow by @haileypiperfights.bsky.social yesterday on a drive into the city and was not prepared. The ☠️ and the 😾 and the 😭, all packed into about 90 minutes. Still thinking about it. And could @manylittlewords.bsky.social read aloud to me every day, plz?
July 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Listened to The Possession of Natalie Glasgow by @haileypiperfights.bsky.social yesterday on a drive into the city and was not prepared. The ☠️ and the 😾 and the 😭, all packed into about 90 minutes. Still thinking about it. And could @manylittlewords.bsky.social read aloud to me every day, plz?
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Your Prime Day reminder that half of Amazon warehouse workers struggle with food & housing costs.
A third have had to rely on government assistance like SNAP — which is about to get cut.
If Bezos can spend $50M on a wedding, Amazon can afford to treat its workers with dignity.
A third have had to rely on government assistance like SNAP — which is about to get cut.
If Bezos can spend $50M on a wedding, Amazon can afford to treat its workers with dignity.
July 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Your Prime Day reminder that half of Amazon warehouse workers struggle with food & housing costs.
A third have had to rely on government assistance like SNAP — which is about to get cut.
If Bezos can spend $50M on a wedding, Amazon can afford to treat its workers with dignity.
A third have had to rely on government assistance like SNAP — which is about to get cut.
If Bezos can spend $50M on a wedding, Amazon can afford to treat its workers with dignity.
Ann Coulter is the fugliest orc bitch to ever emerge from the stinking orc pit. I hope she fucking dies from an easily preventable disease and we never have to see her disgusting punchable face ever again. I won’t even attach the screenshot of her hateful post because it’s too vile.
a man with a ring on his finger is clapping
ALT: a man with a ring on his finger is clapping
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July 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Ann Coulter is the fugliest orc bitch to ever emerge from the stinking orc pit. I hope she fucking dies from an easily preventable disease and we never have to see her disgusting punchable face ever again. I won’t even attach the screenshot of her hateful post because it’s too vile.