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Oh wow that’s really interesting.
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In light of today’s news I’d like to remind you that this is a real newspaper clipping. History repeats itself when we don’t stop it.
September 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Organ failure
June 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Brian Lehrer is the fucking bomb.

Don’t rank Creepy Cuomo.

NYC Mayoral Debate heyoooo
June 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
POV: you’re looking directly at an idiot.
June 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Between the balding, binge-watching and stress eating can't tell if I'm old, pregnant or just the boring white man I feared I'd become.
May 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
👏🏼 PLEASE 👏🏼 SEND 👏🏼 HELP 👏🏼 I 👏🏼 AM 👏🏼 TRAPPED 👏🏼 IN 👏🏼 A 👏🏼 CLAPPING 👏🏼 MACHINE 👏🏼
May 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Are you trying to tell me a shrink wrapped this package
May 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
i just opened the news to casually update myself and the shockwave from my teeth clenching knocked over bookshelves on the other side of the apartment
May 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This is the last straw
April 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
IKEA: come for the hospital food, stay because we make it terrifyingly difficult to find an exjt
April 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Do British people ‘queue’ their chakras?<br><br>Thank you for reading.
April 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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i mean it's one five-minute task, michael. how long could it take to get started on it, ten days?
April 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
In some parallel universe, instead of yawning, people randomly open their mouths to scream at the top of their lungs
March 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
More CA #carspotting, featuring a bad picture of a 1 of 249 #Shelby Series One. Damn.
March 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Some casual #carspotting in CA, including the first GMC EV I’ve seen in the wild and a sick ‘56 El Dorado
March 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Bluesky bots could learn a thing or two about pickup lines from this spunky text spambot. For instance: “if you’re an unpreventable nuisance, at least be funny.”
January 9, 2025 at 7:58 AM
grabbin him by the Presley
Like what is he even doing?
December 5, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Does anyone remember who I followed on T*itter?
November 14, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Fine.
November 14, 2024 at 3:46 AM