I am BEGGING to work on a diverse and inclusive InfoSec team with people who are responsive. I feel like I’m not asking for a lot 🥲

Okay, new rule - no large software or hardware purchases in the month of December for 2025 and beyond 🥴

I was just in an elevator with 7 children and the oldest boy turned to me and said “We just ran a 3v4 and clapped all of them.”

My company offers a discounted ClassPass plan if you sign up with your work email. I booked a hair appointment through ClassPass, and the stylist emailed me to let me know they were closing early. He, unfortunately, received my OOO message and escalated his message to the entire InfoSec team 😐

That little countdown on 2FA apps stresses the shit out of me. I feel like I'm diffusing a bomb.

If it gets into the red, I just wait. I can't handle the stress.

I like it here because there are lots of cat pictures. Care for another?

What if we stopped pushing RTO mandates until we improve the current state of our nation’s critical infrastructure? 🙃

Good job, everyone! We solved the Twitter problem. Now what do we do about global warming?

I’m happy to be here, but I do want to see Elon’s dumpster fire burn just a little longer.

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