There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

There are no people in economics.

Macroeconomics would be a lot easier to focus on if I didn't have to actively keep myself from screaming "THAT WOULD BE TRUE BUT MAJOR CORPORATIONS ARE ACTIVELY PREVENTING THAT BEHAVIOR FROM TAKING PLACE" twice per paragraph.

I must not fuck myself. Fucking myself is the myself fucker

Shitposting about class -
Instructor [Foundations of Business]: "The invisible hand of the market guides market forces to the benefit of everyone. Let's take a moment for discussion."
Me, front row: "THE INVISIBLE HAND IS DRUNK AND HANDCUFFED AND FACING CHARGES AFTER IT SOBERS UP."