@thenessymiddle.bsky.social
Sending random thoughts out into the ether. Sometimes they're funny. 🖤🍉🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️☮️♊️
I know they played siblings, but I Require there to be an alternate universe where Jenny Slate & Ben Schwartz are together, for no other reason than I think it would be the funniest "meet the parents" situation on earth for their kids. If there's ever another movie like that, please cast them. Gold.
January 11, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I know they played siblings, but I Require there to be an alternate universe where Jenny Slate & Ben Schwartz are together, for no other reason than I think it would be the funniest "meet the parents" situation on earth for their kids. If there's ever another movie like that, please cast them. Gold.
It's pretty obvious when your lyft driver is playing music They like (it's on when you get in, it's on when they turn their music back on, etc) but what about when it seems they're picking what they think you like? I got sorted as kpop. Not mad just...curious? Lol
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It's pretty obvious when your lyft driver is playing music They like (it's on when you get in, it's on when they turn their music back on, etc) but what about when it seems they're picking what they think you like? I got sorted as kpop. Not mad just...curious? Lol
If you've never yelled something like, "Hobson S. Dobson, esq., get your FACE off Daddy's TOOTHBRUSH!" Then you've probably never had an orange cat. 🍊 🐈🐱
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 AM
If you've never yelled something like, "Hobson S. Dobson, esq., get your FACE off Daddy's TOOTHBRUSH!" Then you've probably never had an orange cat. 🍊 🐈🐱
Why is it that one of my favorite foods in the world (mashed potatoes) is the one I absolutely dread making the most?! It's the peeling part for me. I loved when Ore-Ida had the steam'n'mash frozen potatoes - I wish they'd bring them back!
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Why is it that one of my favorite foods in the world (mashed potatoes) is the one I absolutely dread making the most?! It's the peeling part for me. I loved when Ore-Ida had the steam'n'mash frozen potatoes - I wish they'd bring them back!
I've never felt like as much of a nuisance and interruption as I do at every deli counter, every store, any time of day, ever. It always feels like they've just cleaned everything up & are ready to close, even if it's the middle of the day. How dare I ask for a pound of sliced meat?! The audacity.
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I've never felt like as much of a nuisance and interruption as I do at every deli counter, every store, any time of day, ever. It always feels like they've just cleaned everything up & are ready to close, even if it's the middle of the day. How dare I ask for a pound of sliced meat?! The audacity.
The thing about Cancel Culture, is - EVERYONE will do, say, or post something that disappoints you, eventually. It isn't IF, it's WHEN - everyone has to decide where their line is, of how much they choose to support or engage with that person, when it does. If any 1 action = cancelled, we're doomed.
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The thing about Cancel Culture, is - EVERYONE will do, say, or post something that disappoints you, eventually. It isn't IF, it's WHEN - everyone has to decide where their line is, of how much they choose to support or engage with that person, when it does. If any 1 action = cancelled, we're doomed.
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Thursday, 4:01pm
"Still there."
"Yep."
"Looks blue."
"It certainly does."
"Wet too."
"Totally."
"See you next week?"
“Count on it."
"Still there."
"Yep."
"Looks blue."
"It certainly does."
"Wet too."
"Totally."
"See you next week?"
“Count on it."
November 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Thursday, 4:01pm
"Still there."
"Yep."
"Looks blue."
"It certainly does."
"Wet too."
"Totally."
"See you next week?"
“Count on it."
"Still there."
"Yep."
"Looks blue."
"It certainly does."
"Wet too."
"Totally."
"See you next week?"
“Count on it."
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“It’s kind of a shocking number."
The median age of first-time home buyers in the U.S. hit an all-time high of 40 in 2025, according to a report from the National Association of Realtors. nyti.ms/4hKc58V
The median age of first-time home buyers in the U.S. hit an all-time high of 40 in 2025, according to a report from the National Association of Realtors. nyti.ms/4hKc58V
November 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
“It’s kind of a shocking number."
The median age of first-time home buyers in the U.S. hit an all-time high of 40 in 2025, according to a report from the National Association of Realtors. nyti.ms/4hKc58V
The median age of first-time home buyers in the U.S. hit an all-time high of 40 in 2025, according to a report from the National Association of Realtors. nyti.ms/4hKc58V
Been waiting for a first post, nothing seemed Important Enough - but this is. They are EVERYTHING, and exactly what the world needs right now. open.spotify.com/episode/1Yrf...
How to Stay In Love: Mandy Patinkin & Kathryn Grody
open.spotify.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Been waiting for a first post, nothing seemed Important Enough - but this is. They are EVERYTHING, and exactly what the world needs right now. open.spotify.com/episode/1Yrf...