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Teacher, co-adopter of a rescue dog named Nugget, currently fostering a pug named Topper. In Texas, but trying to make the best of it. 🏳️‍🌈 {she/her}
You and my wife! (posted with her consent)
September 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
My eyes can't stop rolling at social media today, get me off this crazy train
September 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I need to add a friend on #PokemonGO for a quest so if you also need one, feel free to add me. My Trainer Code is 115011922861!
June 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Our new house came with a lot of newer appliances which is great! However, whoever lived here did not practice good front loader maintenance so this gasket smells like death.

Trying to hype myself up to replace it today. It's a process but honestly I think the worst part will be the smell. 🤢
May 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
been working on this bad boy since I picked it up on Tuesday! 🫡
May 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
My wife got to do a walkthrough of our new house today and the first thing she reported back to me was that there’s both a Pokémon Go stop and gym within walking distance
April 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Can’t believe my luck that we get to stay in a fancy house for a few days. This was yesterday’s sunset, and I’m currently enjoying the same view, shirtless, for my lunch break.
April 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The city really decked out the square for last Halloween! I wish I took more than a selfie of my big head with this big sign but it was pretty fun to see everyone gather around and be spooky and silly. I’m not even a Halloween person but I support this kind of weird.
April 8, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Your dog ever walk up and stare at you, expectingly? If not, you can pretend with Nugget right now
April 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
April 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I can’t wait to have this NM license plate design. I don’t even have to pay extra!
March 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Getting amped up about moving to New Mexico next month and decided to do a little homework on state symbols. I mean, look at the New Mexico state amphibian! Also, there's a state song AND a Spanish language state song? Texas could never even though there's even Spanish speakers here.
March 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
We were already planning to move to El Paso in a few months, but now I'm leaning towards leaving Texas completely
March 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Speaking of FB, someone I went to high school with posted that the same tub of cocoa powder she bought last month jumped in price from $2.94 to $4.56. Ariel thought it might be fake, so I found this Walmart price tracker, and I take no joy in showing her it's true
March 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I was unaware that this is a #txlege frequent flyer, Sheila Hemphill. At the 5:33 mark, she whipped out some props to make her analogy but instead of saying “give me a jump,” she said “can you jump me off” and I could not
March 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Describe your account in one Simpsons image
March 1, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Timothée Chalamet at the #SAGAwards looks like a teenage boy who just discovered hair gel and is trying so hard to reinvent himself
February 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Repost with the first album you bought with your own money
February 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
really wanna boop this snoot
February 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
strange vibes at the tummy doctor
January 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
took a solid four-hour nap today in case anyone is wondering how I’m weathering this prolonged week of freezing temps
January 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I think I’m starting to figure out the difference between the pug dancing on my head to get under the blanket, to ask for food, to go outside, or just because
January 24, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I downloaded Xiaohongshu out of curiosity before the TikTok ban which had me wanting to learn some Mandarin. I haven’t opened the app since, but I’ve got a 9-day streak across 3 different language learning apps which is fun
January 23, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Even though my wife and I are shorties and the dogs we usually have are, too, I think a King is a future luxury we’ll save up for, even though it is a fool’s move because we all know we’ll still sleep like this
January 23, 2025 at 8:05 AM
💡Tip: While Bluesky is my go-to platform for now, it's a work in progress and is also an open and public network. One of the biggest downsides is the absence of locking down your account and making it private.

In the meantime, one step you can take is checking the "logged-out visibility" setting.
January 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM