Chris/Cooper local Cryptid
@themythofchris.bsky.social
Just a Gentlethem causing mayhem. Chaos goblin Loki variant.
Co-host of Gotham Outsiders, Thirsty on Toon, and Talking Comics podcasts.
Psych prof media consult/sensitivity reader. (She/they)
Co-host of Gotham Outsiders, Thirsty on Toon, and Talking Comics podcasts.
Psych prof media consult/sensitivity reader. (She/they)
What doesn’t kill you makes you shake like a Chihuahua when someone puts an unexplained meeting on your schedule
October 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
What doesn’t kill you makes you shake like a Chihuahua when someone puts an unexplained meeting on your schedule
Happy National Coming Out Day! If you don’t have accepting safe spaces in your life I’m your queer auntie now. 💜
October 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Happy National Coming Out Day! If you don’t have accepting safe spaces in your life I’m your queer auntie now. 💜
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New episode is here! Join me
And @brentclambert.bsky.social as we discuss Welcome to Forever by Nathan Tavares!!
And @brentclambert.bsky.social as we discuss Welcome to Forever by Nathan Tavares!!
October 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
New episode is here! Join me
And @brentclambert.bsky.social as we discuss Welcome to Forever by Nathan Tavares!!
And @brentclambert.bsky.social as we discuss Welcome to Forever by Nathan Tavares!!
This brought to you by all the people who want to have discourse with me about Taylor right now. I don’t wanna have discourse. I want to have a dance party and be left alone.
As someone that spends day and a day out working the front lines of queerness right now with my job… it’s fucking hard out here. Let us just enjoy Taylor Swift, stupid movies, dumb ass books. Whatever gets us through the day OK.
If you see me crying over Taylor Swift no, you didn’t move on.
If you see me crying over Taylor Swift no, you didn’t move on.
October 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This brought to you by all the people who want to have discourse with me about Taylor right now. I don’t wanna have discourse. I want to have a dance party and be left alone.
As someone that spends day and a day out working the front lines of queerness right now with my job… it’s fucking hard out here. Let us just enjoy Taylor Swift, stupid movies, dumb ass books. Whatever gets us through the day OK.
If you see me crying over Taylor Swift no, you didn’t move on.
If you see me crying over Taylor Swift no, you didn’t move on.
October 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
As someone that spends day and a day out working the front lines of queerness right now with my job… it’s fucking hard out here. Let us just enjoy Taylor Swift, stupid movies, dumb ass books. Whatever gets us through the day OK.
If you see me crying over Taylor Swift no, you didn’t move on.
If you see me crying over Taylor Swift no, you didn’t move on.
On a chronic health journey right now, in that I’ve developed a host of new symptoms and now have approximately 50 appointments to try and figure it out
September 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
On a chronic health journey right now, in that I’ve developed a host of new symptoms and now have approximately 50 appointments to try and figure it out
Which character permanently altered your brain chemistry?
September 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Which character permanently altered your brain chemistry?
I did an extremely good job being an adult today. It made me wanna throw up and now I’m cuddling my plushy’s, but do it I did.
September 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I did an extremely good job being an adult today. It made me wanna throw up and now I’m cuddling my plushy’s, but do it I did.
How I’d like to see the headlines
“Incredible woman leaves mediocre man after roasting him on his new podcast”
“Ariel, weeks before marrying Yung Gravy, stops by exes podcast to leave devastation in her wake”
“Good for her! How Ariel used former husbands attempt at a rebrand to heal”
“Incredible woman leaves mediocre man after roasting him on his new podcast”
“Ariel, weeks before marrying Yung Gravy, stops by exes podcast to leave devastation in her wake”
“Good for her! How Ariel used former husbands attempt at a rebrand to heal”
September 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
How I’d like to see the headlines
“Incredible woman leaves mediocre man after roasting him on his new podcast”
“Ariel, weeks before marrying Yung Gravy, stops by exes podcast to leave devastation in her wake”
“Good for her! How Ariel used former husbands attempt at a rebrand to heal”
“Incredible woman leaves mediocre man after roasting him on his new podcast”
“Ariel, weeks before marrying Yung Gravy, stops by exes podcast to leave devastation in her wake”
“Good for her! How Ariel used former husbands attempt at a rebrand to heal”
Ned Fulmer is back saga really reminds me that when he cheated on his wife and the abusing his power over women at work scandal broke I was still working as a therapist. I had multiple clients who needed to process that in session, which was fortunate cause I also was hyperfixated on it that day
September 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Ned Fulmer is back saga really reminds me that when he cheated on his wife and the abusing his power over women at work scandal broke I was still working as a therapist. I had multiple clients who needed to process that in session, which was fortunate cause I also was hyperfixated on it that day
I spent the night getting soaked in the rain listening to Hozier live while dressed as a forest fae
September 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I spent the night getting soaked in the rain listening to Hozier live while dressed as a forest fae
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I stopped by the Trope-ology Podcast with @themythofchris.bsky.social to natter on about Goblin Markets! Have a listen if you fancy!
Available in the usual places!
open.spotify.com/episode/1cfs...
Available in the usual places!
open.spotify.com/episode/1cfs...
Ep 14: Goblin Markets with Trip Galey
open.spotify.com
September 14, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I stopped by the Trope-ology Podcast with @themythofchris.bsky.social to natter on about Goblin Markets! Have a listen if you fancy!
Available in the usual places!
open.spotify.com/episode/1cfs...
Available in the usual places!
open.spotify.com/episode/1cfs...
They really put the most traumatized character in the show in a The Body Keeps the Score tshirt huh? #mymagicprophesy
September 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
They really put the most traumatized character in the show in a The Body Keeps the Score tshirt huh? #mymagicprophesy
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Everybody's favourite psychopath and his beloved victim 🖤💜 #abodesire #desiretheseries #huayong #shengshaoyou #thegreymoondraws
September 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Book club date with the gf
August 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Book club date with the gf
Being a teacher in 2025…here’s my little habit bird hanging out with the habit bird made by graduated student who is now at uni because my student missed me so they sent their bird to visit me 🥰
August 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Being a teacher in 2025…here’s my little habit bird hanging out with the habit bird made by graduated student who is now at uni because my student missed me so they sent their bird to visit me 🥰
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When life feels heavy and especially emotionally fraught, I keep rediscovering the immense healing power of:
✨ eat some food
✨ drink some water
✨ get some sleep
✨ eat some food
✨ drink some water
✨ get some sleep
August 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
When life feels heavy and especially emotionally fraught, I keep rediscovering the immense healing power of:
✨ eat some food
✨ drink some water
✨ get some sleep
✨ eat some food
✨ drink some water
✨ get some sleep
My deepest fear is being hard to love…and my girlfriend sent me this song because it makes her think of me
The right person can be so healing
The right person can be so healing
August 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
My deepest fear is being hard to love…and my girlfriend sent me this song because it makes her think of me
The right person can be so healing
The right person can be so healing
Light romance says iqiyi and one is the show that wrecked me more than anything I’ve watched in recent memory and the other is a show about surviving SA
I’m terrified to know what the middleman’s love is about
I’m terrified to know what the middleman’s love is about
August 23, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Light romance says iqiyi and one is the show that wrecked me more than anything I’ve watched in recent memory and the other is a show about surviving SA
I’m terrified to know what the middleman’s love is about
I’m terrified to know what the middleman’s love is about
“That’s a lot to unpack” I say before unpacking none of it and moving right on with my life
bugs bunny from the looney tunes cartoon is holding a basket of eggs
ALT: bugs bunny from the looney tunes cartoon is holding a basket of eggs
media.tenor.com
August 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
“That’s a lot to unpack” I say before unpacking none of it and moving right on with my life
Psychologists say if a friendship lasts more than 7 years it will last a life time
But there are always outliers. I didn’t want you and I to be an outlier
But there are always outliers. I didn’t want you and I to be an outlier
August 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Psychologists say if a friendship lasts more than 7 years it will last a life time
But there are always outliers. I didn’t want you and I to be an outlier
But there are always outliers. I didn’t want you and I to be an outlier
My new hobby is guessing which of @tiptoe39.bsky.social ‘s post are about me 😘
August 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
My new hobby is guessing which of @tiptoe39.bsky.social ‘s post are about me 😘
Corrupting my girlfriend with Tippy’s help. We got her on Revenged Love and Justice in the Dark bwahaha
Slowly the omegaverse shows will be introduced 🤣
Slowly the omegaverse shows will be introduced 🤣
Today was so awesome I watched so many sexxy gay boys
August 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Corrupting my girlfriend with Tippy’s help. We got her on Revenged Love and Justice in the Dark bwahaha
Slowly the omegaverse shows will be introduced 🤣
Slowly the omegaverse shows will be introduced 🤣
As the person who caused this…yes yes we do 👏👏
Also discovered today: aces make filthier sex jokes than us allos can even imagine 😂😂😂😂
August 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
As the person who caused this…yes yes we do 👏👏