M is for Mikey who was swept out to sea
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"Work's been kinda slow since cartoons went to color. But I still got it, Eddie! Boop-Oop-a-Doop"
I feel like she wants to eat me
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I feel like she wants to eat me
That the National Inquirer found a use for AI is almost worth the oceans boiling and humanity dying out through our hubris and stupidity 😍
November 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
That the National Inquirer found a use for AI is almost worth the oceans boiling and humanity dying out through our hubris and stupidity 😍
We're doing suburban Los Angeles today, folks
October 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
We're doing suburban Los Angeles today, folks
America is crumbling around me, but I can still have a day at the beach
September 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
America is crumbling around me, but I can still have a day at the beach
I am in Boston and went to the wrong Chipotle 😭
August 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I am in Boston and went to the wrong Chipotle 😭
I have developed a stubborn patch of dry skin under my eye. We stay winning
August 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I have developed a stubborn patch of dry skin under my eye. We stay winning
I am emotionally and intellectually incapable of doing so
August 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I am emotionally and intellectually incapable of doing so
Big optometry says I need reading glases
August 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Big optometry says I need reading glases
Watching indoor soccer
July 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Watching indoor soccer
A straight man flicked the brim of my hat in a teasing way and now I want to break up his marriage 😭
July 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
A straight man flicked the brim of my hat in a teasing way and now I want to break up his marriage 😭
It's giving Prince Charles, except I got it without inbreeding
May 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It's giving Prince Charles, except I got it without inbreeding
Me, looking like i have giant club hands while shuffling a mini Uno card deck was popular on Instagram.
May 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Me, looking like i have giant club hands while shuffling a mini Uno card deck was popular on Instagram.
Picked up a middle-aged man book at the airport
May 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Picked up a middle-aged man book at the airport
I'm a gold chain guy now
May 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I'm a gold chain guy now
He should do this simply because I'd like to see less of her on TV
May 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
He should do this simply because I'd like to see less of her on TV
They put a face in my coffee, and now I've gone and anthropomorphized it and can't drink it 😭
May 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
They put a face in my coffee, and now I've gone and anthropomorphized it and can't drink it 😭
Kid yanked my KitKat and gave me this rock and walked away
April 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Kid yanked my KitKat and gave me this rock and walked away
Eating peeps for Jesus
April 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Eating peeps for Jesus
Interesting article. I find any talk of a return to American "Christian Values" disturbing because American Christianity is a mouthpiece for capitalism and exclusion as a will to power because wealth is a sign that you are saved.
April 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Interesting article. I find any talk of a return to American "Christian Values" disturbing because American Christianity is a mouthpiece for capitalism and exclusion as a will to power because wealth is a sign that you are saved.
Left the country for the weekend. Hopefully they let me back in
April 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Left the country for the weekend. Hopefully they let me back in
I showered today
March 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I showered today
Breaking the trade blockade
March 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Breaking the trade blockade
