At least arguably!

To be fair, if someone was going to write me as a villain, “guy who is smarter and funnier than everyone else and also fucks” is probably the best case scenario

But they don’t have a case. This problem doesn’t exist. Would you feel more comfortable with “mealy-mouthed coward” than “transphobe”?

I really wanted them to be fun!

There’s this sadly out-of-print short story collection from 1971 called The Language of Cats where the title story is about a man who learns to speak cat language, and the moral is that persian cats are fucking liars. Anyway, human ingenuity is good

I do NOT like sexually threatening Gareth

Thanks, bud!

The house in Burbank with the synchronized lights and radio station and the one in Toluca Lake with the blown plastic carolers

Hey! I’d love to get your resume for future projects

I miiiiiiiight. I would need to do a lot of re-memorizing. 🤣 I’ve got a solo show that’s an adult sex ed class gone off the rails.

God, what a doofy ending

Is it normal for the statue of her to be missing fingers and dripping blood?? I’m willing for this to be a death tradition I don’t know about.

My husband just turned to me and said, “A moving, important movie,” and I hooted with laughter