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This is probably futile, but I thought I'd ask #cat bluesky. I recently brought this lovely lady cat into my home, but today at the vet I found out she's #FIV+, while my other two cats are not. I'm reading up, but I'd still like to hear about anyone's experiences.
A majestic long-haired dilute tortie. A surprised yet fabulous dilute tortie. The greatest picture of a long-haired dilute tortie taken in 2025.
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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I still thought this was pretty badass though.
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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I think it's fly, but let's check with Norm. Norm?
Screencap of Norm MacDonalds weekend update review of Interview with a Vampire. "And Here's My Review. Not Gay Enough."
November 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Krieger is talking to Archer with his hands up and the caption "stop my penis can only get so erect"
October 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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I love alliteration as much as the next guy, but I will continue to look at this card and say "HE STEALS WHAT?!" every time.
The Spider-Man Magic the Gathering Card "Hydro-Man, Fluid Felon."
October 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Share more of the best Is in movies.
The upper case I, or "monolith," in the film 2001: A Space Odyssey. There are apes around it.
August 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Me in the past: a hopeful, imaginative creative writer brimming with ideas.

Me now, to the tune of Punkrocker: "Invader Zim where they're made of ham..."
Zim and Dib from Invader Zim, from the episode where they are turning into bologna.
August 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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A comic of a man openly annoyed by how right this is, and then shouting "I GUESS!"
July 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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But not zero.
Doop from the X-Men, sleeps on the job at a messy desk that features, among other things, booze, money, guns, and the Ultimate Nullifier. He is inadequately hiding an adult magazine in a much smaller art book.
May 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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This cat has been coming around since last summer. Clearly stray, would be shocked if she's 3. Long haired tortie?Last summer she had a single huge kitten under my house. I started leaving food out because, well, I had money coming in and mom and son were mighty skinny.
April 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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In unveiling his new book cover, @wiswell.bsky.social asks - would Heracles wear a lion like this, or this?
Two book covers! The first - against a nocturnal background of teals and purples, we see two Greek columns, done in black. Between them walks the silhouette of a bearded man in a tunic, carrying a lion across his shoulders. The man's head is tilted so he can smile into the peaceful lion's face; their look into each other's eyes like they share a secret. Around the right column, several serpentine heads of a hydra are watching them. From beneath the left column, a deer is watching them. In yellow text, the cover reads WEARING THE LION. JOHN WISWELL. AUTHOR OF SOMEONE YOU CAN BUILD A NEST IN. The second - art is by Tyler Miles Lockett. A twinkling night sky and verdant set of hills part to reveal some unusual figures. Heracles, in the middle of a wardrobe malfunction, struggles to keep a giant lion aloft on his shoulders. The lion nuzzles and licks at him like a house cat, while Heracles looks befuddled. In the distance, night casts shadows over a giant statue of Hera, standing over her house of worship, almost like she is watching Heracles and the lion. Text on the cover reads: JOHN WISWELL. WEARING THE LION. Two book covers! The first - against a nocturnal background of teals and purples, we see two Greek columns, done in black. Between them walks the silhouette of a bearded man in a tunic, carrying a lion across his shoulders. The man's head is tilted so he can smile into the peaceful lion's face; their look into each other's eyes like they share a secret. Around the right column, several serpentine heads of a hydra are watching them. From beneath the left column, a deer is watching them. In yellow text, the cover reads WEARING THE LION. JOHN WISWELL. AUTHOR OF SOMEONE YOU CAN BUILD A NEST IN. The second - art is by Tyler Miles Lockett. A twinkling night sky and verdant set of hills part to reveal some unusual figures. Heracles, in the middle of a wardrobe malfunction, struggles to keep a giant lion aloft on his shoulders. The lion nuzzles and licks at him like a house cat, while Heracles looks befuddled. In the distance, night casts shadows over a giant statue of Hera, standing over her house of worship, almost like she is watching Heracles and the lion. Text on the cover reads: JOHN WISWELL. WEARING THE LION.
January 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Blondie Bear here is a slice of life manga. Low stakes, warm, lots of heart.
One of those orange house cats you hear tell of, mid-pets.
January 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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This reminds me of some kind of weird reverso of one of my favorite bits of [disgusting] Mercadian Masques lore:
The Magic The Gathering card "Rain of Tears" which reads: "Destroy target land. "Mercadian elitism is reinforced daily by physical position: their neighbors are literally beneath them and are treated accordingly." And shows unfortunate folks getting pelted with shit.
August 23, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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What's your sign?
A sign that says "The Spider Infestation Problem is Mostly Resolved."
August 17, 2024 at 3:08 PM
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Magic: The Gathering made a card in reference to one of the biggest cultural hallmarks in Millennials' lives, and I am the only one who seems to have noticed.
A Magic the Gathering card illustrated by Izzy which shows a Badger Badger Badger Badger throwing Mushrooms Mushrooms.
August 9, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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I wish I had a bar and some friends to go to a bar with, have a drink, and just wait for this all to blow over.
July 14, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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Implausibly high for men like us, maybe.
Jean Claude Van Damme doing an epic split from the movie Bloodsport.
May 14, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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reCAPTCHA of Mattingly's unshaved sideburns.
April 28, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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I know AEW doesn't really need any more belts, but I don't think anyone would complain if they made a "MEAT MADNESS" belt with just this on the front plate:
Cartoon meat on a bone, like the kind seen in anime or video games.
March 17, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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Without a doubt one of the coolest character designs ever.
Piccolo is a very tall and muscular Namekian. While greatly resembling his father/incarnation, he is noticeably shorter and somewhat thinner. He also has a more solid facial structure with less pronounced cheekbones, a rounder chin, and a straight nose. - Dragon Ball Wiki
March 8, 2024 at 4:47 AM
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Japanese wrestling posters are art, y'all.
The Grand Princess wrestling poster of Suzuki v. Maki Itoh.
February 29, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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@wiswell.bsky.social But to know who's next...
You wanted Goldberg, but it's Zoidberg as Goldberg. Why not Zoidberg?
January 30, 2024 at 3:09 AM
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The Peanuts Gang, excited for comic books.
January 24, 2024 at 2:41 AM
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December 10, 2023 at 3:21 PM
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The No Mercy graphics don't get enough credit. Almost every picture of Adam Copeland as a kid looks like it has the Edge face superimposed over it.
A collage of Adam Copeland/Edge as a young man. Edge from N64's WWF No Mercy.
December 3, 2023 at 2:30 AM