Missy Baker
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Missy Baker
@themissybaker.bsky.social
I write a new joke every day.
Eyes on the road! ☔️
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 AM
If this is the guy who robbed the Lourve, set him free. Even the Mona Lisa was screaming “take me.”
November 6, 2025 at 10:28 AM
An aggressive escaped monkey with herpes, hepatitis, and COVID walks into a bar. The bartender says nothing, ‘cause it’s 2025 and that’s not even the craziest thing he’s seen all day.
October 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
If you told me back in January that by October the White House would look like this… I totally would’ve believed you.
October 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The only king I bow to
October 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
September 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Would also like to mention that this is my 1,000th joke of the day!

(Yes, this is a cry for help) 🤣
September 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Would also like to mention that this is my 1,000th joke of the day!

(Yes, this is a cry for help) 🤣
September 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Self Portrait
September 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Ever since I chased this thing, life has NOT been going well.
Should’ve stuck to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.
September 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Honestly, he deserves a raise.
September 11, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Disney World after they cancel vaccines in Florida.
September 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
They were called Wow chips because… WOW!
August 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Looking more like Supperman.
August 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Trying to watch in LA, but YouTube is blocking it.
August 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
He deserves it, even though he doesn’t pay taxes either.
July 1, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I almost forgot to mention that this was my 900th joke of the day! 🤪 Let’s see if I can make it to a thousand.
June 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I’m a lot like this notebook: having the most fun possible on the outside, nothing but jokes and cries for help on the inside.
June 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The only king I’ll bow to.
June 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I’m so desperate for something to celebrate, I threw a birthday party for Jason Voorhees.
June 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Don’t believe the rumors, LA is still peaceful and dogs are still getting spoiled. 🍦✌️
June 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Greetings from the war zone.
June 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
💙🌴
June 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Whatever. I gotta be comfortable while making erotic ghost pottery.
May 30, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Hope your St. Patrick's Day is as awesome as mine was when I had a side ponytail and took this novelty photo at the mall. ☘️
March 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM