Missy Baker
@themissybaker.bsky.social
I write a new joke every day.
Eyes on the road! ☔️
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Eyes on the road! ☔️
If this is the guy who robbed the Lourve, set him free. Even the Mona Lisa was screaming “take me.”
November 6, 2025 at 10:28 AM
If this is the guy who robbed the Lourve, set him free. Even the Mona Lisa was screaming “take me.”
An aggressive escaped monkey with herpes, hepatitis, and COVID walks into a bar. The bartender says nothing, ‘cause it’s 2025 and that’s not even the craziest thing he’s seen all day.
October 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
An aggressive escaped monkey with herpes, hepatitis, and COVID walks into a bar. The bartender says nothing, ‘cause it’s 2025 and that’s not even the craziest thing he’s seen all day.
If you told me back in January that by October the White House would look like this… I totally would’ve believed you.
October 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
If you told me back in January that by October the White House would look like this… I totally would’ve believed you.
The only king I bow to
October 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The only king I bow to
Would also like to mention that this is my 1,000th joke of the day!
(Yes, this is a cry for help) 🤣
(Yes, this is a cry for help) 🤣
September 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Would also like to mention that this is my 1,000th joke of the day!
(Yes, this is a cry for help) 🤣
(Yes, this is a cry for help) 🤣
Would also like to mention that this is my 1,000th joke of the day!
(Yes, this is a cry for help) 🤣
(Yes, this is a cry for help) 🤣
September 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Would also like to mention that this is my 1,000th joke of the day!
(Yes, this is a cry for help) 🤣
(Yes, this is a cry for help) 🤣
Ever since I chased this thing, life has NOT been going well.
Should’ve stuck to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.
Should’ve stuck to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.
September 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Ever since I chased this thing, life has NOT been going well.
Should’ve stuck to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.
Should’ve stuck to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.
Honestly, he deserves a raise.
September 11, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Honestly, he deserves a raise.
Disney World after they cancel vaccines in Florida.
September 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Disney World after they cancel vaccines in Florida.
They were called Wow chips because… WOW!
August 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
They were called Wow chips because… WOW!
Looking more like Supperman.
August 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Looking more like Supperman.
Trying to watch in LA, but YouTube is blocking it.
August 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Trying to watch in LA, but YouTube is blocking it.
He deserves it, even though he doesn’t pay taxes either.
July 1, 2025 at 7:53 AM
He deserves it, even though he doesn’t pay taxes either.
I almost forgot to mention that this was my 900th joke of the day! 🤪 Let’s see if I can make it to a thousand.
June 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I almost forgot to mention that this was my 900th joke of the day! 🤪 Let’s see if I can make it to a thousand.
I’m a lot like this notebook: having the most fun possible on the outside, nothing but jokes and cries for help on the inside.
June 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I’m a lot like this notebook: having the most fun possible on the outside, nothing but jokes and cries for help on the inside.
The only king I’ll bow to.
June 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The only king I’ll bow to.
I’m so desperate for something to celebrate, I threw a birthday party for Jason Voorhees.
June 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I’m so desperate for something to celebrate, I threw a birthday party for Jason Voorhees.
Don’t believe the rumors, LA is still peaceful and dogs are still getting spoiled. 🍦✌️
June 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Don’t believe the rumors, LA is still peaceful and dogs are still getting spoiled. 🍦✌️
Greetings from the war zone.
June 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Greetings from the war zone.
Whatever. I gotta be comfortable while making erotic ghost pottery.
May 30, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Whatever. I gotta be comfortable while making erotic ghost pottery.
Hope your St. Patrick's Day is as awesome as mine was when I had a side ponytail and took this novelty photo at the mall. ☘️
March 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Hope your St. Patrick's Day is as awesome as mine was when I had a side ponytail and took this novelty photo at the mall. ☘️