Jeff W
@themildcard.bsky.social
ND parent in an ND family.
Local government auditor.
He/him.
Trans rights.
Local government auditor.
He/him.
Trans rights.
Still feel like making a "Cishet, but I tried!" shirt next time I attend pride with my spouse
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Still feel like making a "Cishet, but I tried!" shirt next time I attend pride with my spouse
Editor? I hardly know er!
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Editor? I hardly know er!
The rope bridge over this chasm is on fire but I actually do think we're gonna make it
November 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The rope bridge over this chasm is on fire but I actually do think we're gonna make it
Biblically accurate Mario
September 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Biblically accurate Mario
That little wedge of Mediterranean/Italian alongside the obvious riches is a cheat code
September 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
That little wedge of Mediterranean/Italian alongside the obvious riches is a cheat code
Gonna be hard to top this "worst boyfriend" story
September 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Gonna be hard to top this "worst boyfriend" story
Yes. This exact one. Less chill, more chilling, but The Lunarians from IV.
Recommend looking up the artist TPR who does "melancholy piano covers" of music from FF and other major series. Been my most played artist for years now.
Recommend looking up the artist TPR who does "melancholy piano covers" of music from FF and other major series. Been my most played artist for years now.
September 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Yes. This exact one. Less chill, more chilling, but The Lunarians from IV.
Recommend looking up the artist TPR who does "melancholy piano covers" of music from FF and other major series. Been my most played artist for years now.
Recommend looking up the artist TPR who does "melancholy piano covers" of music from FF and other major series. Been my most played artist for years now.
Jesus, how do you ever talk about anything else?
August 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Jesus, how do you ever talk about anything else?
Ugh. Thanks for highlighting this but ugh.
August 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Ugh. Thanks for highlighting this but ugh.
See also: famous people writing children's books.
August 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
See also: famous people writing children's books.
Right, there isn't a "no human has ever figured out how to summarize!" problem being solved here. It's like my wife asking our toddler what color the bird is and me going, "It's blue." Also since I'm the AI in this example the bird is probably yellow.
August 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Right, there isn't a "no human has ever figured out how to summarize!" problem being solved here. It's like my wife asking our toddler what color the bird is and me going, "It's blue." Also since I'm the AI in this example the bird is probably yellow.
I have a pretty solid podcast/blog writeup for this kind of thing. I called it The Recademy. Couldn't find the time and not like the world is clamoring for another white boy's film commentary, but I still think it would be fun.
July 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I have a pretty solid podcast/blog writeup for this kind of thing. I called it The Recademy. Couldn't find the time and not like the world is clamoring for another white boy's film commentary, but I still think it would be fun.
I would like to invest in this very plausible sounding theory
July 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I would like to invest in this very plausible sounding theory
The better Al Franken
July 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The better Al Franken
I am haunted by the animal style fries someone had me order, which were the most unpleasant prepared food item I have ever eaten
July 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I am haunted by the animal style fries someone had me order, which were the most unpleasant prepared food item I have ever eaten
Wait they changed it? so have the people I've told about my 1200 score thought that I'm *really* stupid instead of just mostly stupid??
July 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Wait they changed it? so have the people I've told about my 1200 score thought that I'm *really* stupid instead of just mostly stupid??
I go by a simple rule, which is we should ruin their days. If all you can extract is a heavy sigh and another ibuprofen, do it. Protests, lawsuits, another goddamn phone call that keeps a maga staffer from going to lunch on time. If they're going to eat us we should at least break their teeth.
July 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I go by a simple rule, which is we should ruin their days. If all you can extract is a heavy sigh and another ibuprofen, do it. Protests, lawsuits, another goddamn phone call that keeps a maga staffer from going to lunch on time. If they're going to eat us we should at least break their teeth.
"Fuck everything, we're doing five [wokes]."
June 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"Fuck everything, we're doing five [wokes]."
It's an event where trans people really do dominate, relatively speaking, and it's the closest I get to understanding what people like about sports. The annual GDQ events are holiday level events in our household.
June 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It's an event where trans people really do dominate, relatively speaking, and it's the closest I get to understanding what people like about sports. The annual GDQ events are holiday level events in our household.
Hey, any progress on stripping anti-trans language from the bill yet or are we just posting today?
June 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Hey, any progress on stripping anti-trans language from the bill yet or are we just posting today?
Gonna show this one to my she/they wife
May 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Gonna show this one to my she/they wife
Well in many ways, such as having eyes that behold this, absolutely not.
May 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Well in many ways, such as having eyes that behold this, absolutely not.
Like I'm autistic/adhd, and I'm pretty much straight and pretty much cis (so far!) but the feeling that the LGBTQ+ people in the world are absolutely, unchangeably my *family* has held tight to me. I like this word. I like what it helps me conceptualize. I think I will like where it leads me.
May 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Like I'm autistic/adhd, and I'm pretty much straight and pretty much cis (so far!) but the feeling that the LGBTQ+ people in the world are absolutely, unchangeably my *family* has held tight to me. I like this word. I like what it helps me conceptualize. I think I will like where it leads me.