Mike Bowers
themikebowers.com
Mike Bowers
@themikebowers.com
An introvert that loves technology, a Southerner without an accent. I'm full of contradictions.
Lol
December 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
As a Panthers fan, I love Cam and what he’s done. However, he played 11 seasons playing like a QB with a bad line AND like a short-yardage back at the same time. His throwing shoulder was operated on twice. He was never the same after the second surgery. Rivers may (will) fail, but Cam is cooked
Cam Newton: "A slap in my face" that the Colts didn't call
The Colts stunned the football-following world with their phone call to 44-year-old Philip Rivers.
www.nbcsports.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Goodbye, Arcade1Up. Thank you for allowing us to re-live some of our childhood for much cheaper than an actual arcade machine.
Fuel - Leave the Memories Alone (Official Audio)
YouTube video by FuelVEVO
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December 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Okay, did Jack Perry just counter a tombstone by biting Okada in the dick?
December 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Oh sure, release part 5 now!
December 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Pittsfield Township? Wait…is he going to end up appearing in Judge Simpson’s Court!?
The former Michigan head football coach was reportedly detained by police "for investigation into potential charges" shortly after he was fired
Michigan Football Coach Detained By Police Shortly After Getting Fired: Report
www.huffpost.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Man, what did he do!?
The former Michigan head football coach was reportedly detained by police "for investigation into potential charges" shortly after he was fired
Michigan Football Coach Detained By Police Shortly After Getting Fired: Report
www.huffpost.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
December 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
So part of his argument is that Minnesota is “really far away” from Somalia. That’s true - it’s 8,378 miles away.

You know what’s an even longer distance? The distance between Elon’s original country of South Africa and his current state of Texas: 9,101 miles! Guess he can’t vote either then!
WATCH: Elon Musk is upset that Somalian Americans in Minnesota get to vote.
December 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I look forward to LSU having to re-do their head coach search in a few weeks
Statement from Michigan:
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Well, if you actually joined a conference for football maybe you wouldn't have to worry about singled out to promote a team that actually *is* a full member. You can't reap the benefits of not being in a FB conference and then complain when the conference you refuse to join advocates for their own.
Notre Dame AD: ACC caused 'permanent damage'
Notre Dame's AD ripped the ACC after its CFP snub, saying the conference that houses almost every Fighting Irish team has caused "permanent damage" to the relationship.
www.espn.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Well, I was wondering if the Feds would block a Netflix deal because they’ve got a Trump guy at Paramount. With Kushner involved in this bid, it will get the quickest approval ever if successful.
December 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Man, if you let your mask slip that easily, you’re not going to make it through a full Presidential or Gubernatorial campaign

LESLEY STAHL: You contributed to the toxic culture. You were out there pounding, insulting people

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: You've contributed to it as well

STAHL: I want you to respond to what you have done in terms of insulting people

MTG: I'd like for you to respond to that
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
December 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I love it when originalists like Ilan say we have to interpret the Constitution exactly as it’s written until something like this. Then it’s “Sure, it SAYS that, but let’s try to figure out what they *really* meant.”
The evidence is the text. All you have to do is read the Constitution.
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I believe three different GOP politicians have the “don’t know about the facts” answer today.

So basically they’re saying “We’re not corrupt or evil. We’re just really fucking stupid.”
STEPHANOPOULOS: Do you support the pardon of the former Honduran president?

SCHMITT: I'm not familiar w/ the facts or circumstances

S: What do you mean you're not familiar? It's been front page news

SCHMITT: You spew Democrat talking points every single week, which is why your ratings are so bad
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Let’s just do 16 teams already. An underrated benefit of that: the top four teams would get a home game! They sort of get penalized in the current model by not getting one.
December 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The absurdity of all this is perfectly illustrated by Kirk Herbstreit last night when he said teams (Bama) should not be penalized for losing a one-sided game in their conference championship…then says BYU should drop for losing a one-sided game for their conference championship.
December 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Calling it now: any non conference games of meaning will go away. Teams would rather be 12-0 and rely on name brand recognition than risk losing and it actually being held against them
December 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
HOW DID CLEMSON NOT MAKE IT!?
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Hard to argue with this. I kind of feel like they let Bama in because they already had one horrible decision to defend…especially the week after they MOVED BAMA UP after barely beating Auburn.
This is the worst selection committee we've ever had.

Cannot believe Alabama didn't even drop one spot after the SEC title game blowout. Cannot believe they waited until the final reveal to flip Miami-ND. Could have done it at ANY point.
December 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The ACC’s playoff hopes
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December 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Canes!
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
lol Bama didn’t move at all
December 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Saving this for when the committee completely abandons this for the eyeball test
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM