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Wow! Well I reckon the odd nibble can be excused if it keeps you off the tabs…

Training myself to stop biting my nails is the only achievement of note I’ve ever managed in my life - and if this weak-willed loser can do it, you can do it! 💪🏻

I’ve wanted us to try this formation since Wissa came back in the side, so I hope it works - or we at least try it more than just this once…

The Little Mermaid, 1989. I was 8, the queue was halfway down the street and my stepmam saw someone she knew near the front who let us cut in. (I’m sorry fellow Brits - I have respected queues ever since! 😬) I sat in the aisle as I couldn’t see over the person in front of me and it was amazing!

The plan genuinely seems to be, "Get an old player in, glide home on vibes, hope he doesn't do too well because that will be awkward and then we'll sort it all out in the summer."

Man Utd must be the stupidest football club on earth, unless anyone has other contenders?

Will George Caulkin or Chris Waugh or Taylor Payne be on the show? 😁

Oh yeah. (I think I forgot as I’ve wiped all Isak goals bar one from my footballing memory… 😬😉)

(Mind, we beat Leeds with a last-minute winner in a 4-3 match on my 21st birthday, so maybe this wasn’t as long in coming as I thought 😅)

I take back everything I’ve ever said about how I much prefer Barnes the substitute to Barnes the starter - he was IMMENSE

D’you think Eddie will? Love him dearly, but it seems out of character