The Metrodork
@themetrodork.bsky.social
Aspiring hobbit. Keeper of the snark flame. Ready to continue the fight against the fascist forces of MAGA/Mordor.
Fight hard. Love harder. Do not obey in advance.
Ferda.
Fight hard. Love harder. Do not obey in advance.
Ferda.
Whoever did this is LEGEND. The "camera" is the flush sensor and the posted phone number goes straight to Dan Patrick's office.
These signs were put up at DFW airport.
These signs were put up at DFW airport.
February 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Whoever did this is LEGEND. The "camera" is the flush sensor and the posted phone number goes straight to Dan Patrick's office.
These signs were put up at DFW airport.
These signs were put up at DFW airport.
Jesus hates but stuff.
I love foreigners, but...
I love gay people, but...
I love queer people, but...
I love trans people, but...
I love immigrants, but..
Just love. That's it. It's all or nothing.
I love foreigners, but...
I love gay people, but...
I love queer people, but...
I love trans people, but...
I love immigrants, but..
Just love. That's it. It's all or nothing.
February 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Jesus hates but stuff.
I love foreigners, but...
I love gay people, but...
I love queer people, but...
I love trans people, but...
I love immigrants, but..
Just love. That's it. It's all or nothing.
I love foreigners, but...
I love gay people, but...
I love queer people, but...
I love trans people, but...
I love immigrants, but..
Just love. That's it. It's all or nothing.
When will this app get a continuous scroll feature like Twitter? To see new content here, you have to refresh, losing your place, and then scroll backwards in time. Maddening.
January 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
When will this app get a continuous scroll feature like Twitter? To see new content here, you have to refresh, losing your place, and then scroll backwards in time. Maddening.
It's inauguration day and everyone is talking about Elon.
This will end well. 🤣
This will end well. 🤣
January 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It's inauguration day and everyone is talking about Elon.
This will end well. 🤣
This will end well. 🤣
Maybe Mel Gibson's house could have been saved if he threw some Ivermectin on it. 💊 🔥
January 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Maybe Mel Gibson's house could have been saved if he threw some Ivermectin on it. 💊 🔥
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👇🏽🤔
(We don’t know who made this… but 🎯)
(We don’t know who made this… but 🎯)
January 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
👇🏽🤔
(We don’t know who made this… but 🎯)
(We don’t know who made this… but 🎯)
I wish Democrats loved winning as much as they love being loyal to fossils.
December 18, 2024 at 1:19 AM
I wish Democrats loved winning as much as they love being loyal to fossils.
So leftists can shrug and emotionally justify shooting a healthcare villian in the back, but can't understand why Israelis, who live every single day of their lives wondering if it might be their last, might be justified in defending themselves with overwhelming force?
December 7, 2024 at 6:57 PM
So leftists can shrug and emotionally justify shooting a healthcare villian in the back, but can't understand why Israelis, who live every single day of their lives wondering if it might be their last, might be justified in defending themselves with overwhelming force?
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Jimmy Carter pardoned his brother Billy Carter who took over $200,000 from Libya as its foreign agent.
George H.W. Bush pardoned his son Neil Bush for his role in the S&L scandals of the 1980s.
Nobody thinks those pardons defined either presidency.
Joe Biden's pardon of Hunter Biden won't either.
George H.W. Bush pardoned his son Neil Bush for his role in the S&L scandals of the 1980s.
Nobody thinks those pardons defined either presidency.
Joe Biden's pardon of Hunter Biden won't either.
December 2, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Jimmy Carter pardoned his brother Billy Carter who took over $200,000 from Libya as its foreign agent.
George H.W. Bush pardoned his son Neil Bush for his role in the S&L scandals of the 1980s.
Nobody thinks those pardons defined either presidency.
Joe Biden's pardon of Hunter Biden won't either.
George H.W. Bush pardoned his son Neil Bush for his role in the S&L scandals of the 1980s.
Nobody thinks those pardons defined either presidency.
Joe Biden's pardon of Hunter Biden won't either.
Fecking THIS.
The people across the spectrum who hate “the establishment” so much and want to burn it all down are living through what are BY FAR the greatest decades of human life in history.
December 3, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Fecking THIS.
The Knight Rider theme was a legit banger.
November 29, 2024 at 2:23 AM
The Knight Rider theme was a legit banger.
Pumpkin pie should be served
A. Cold
B. Room temp
C. Warm
A. Cold
B. Room temp
C. Warm
November 28, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Pumpkin pie should be served
A. Cold
B. Room temp
C. Warm
A. Cold
B. Room temp
C. Warm
Fun fact: Every food that has "pull apart" in its name is fucking delicious.
November 24, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Fun fact: Every food that has "pull apart" in its name is fucking delicious.
A bit ironic that the symbol for his company is "T".
November 24, 2024 at 3:45 PM
A bit ironic that the symbol for his company is "T".
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The craziest thing about this whole bigoted garbage is that we don’t actually know that Mike Johnson has a penis or that Nancy Mace doesn’t.
November 20, 2024 at 6:23 PM
The craziest thing about this whole bigoted garbage is that we don’t actually know that Mike Johnson has a penis or that Nancy Mace doesn’t.
"Put me in, coach!"
- Marc Robinson, probably
- Marc Robinson, probably
November 20, 2024 at 5:02 AM
"Put me in, coach!"
- Marc Robinson, probably
- Marc Robinson, probably
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X is the place that brings you closer to people you’d never want to be close to. It’s like a digital bathroom wall, but with fewer insights and worse spelling
November 19, 2024 at 2:38 AM
X is the place that brings you closer to people you’d never want to be close to. It’s like a digital bathroom wall, but with fewer insights and worse spelling
X is to free speech what truck stop hookers are to clean living.
Hopefully Blue Sky will remain uncaptured for a hot minute.
Serenity now...
Hopefully Blue Sky will remain uncaptured for a hot minute.
Serenity now...
November 19, 2024 at 2:42 AM
X is to free speech what truck stop hookers are to clean living.
Hopefully Blue Sky will remain uncaptured for a hot minute.
Serenity now...
Hopefully Blue Sky will remain uncaptured for a hot minute.
Serenity now...
Stop paying Fox News and MSNBC with your cable subscriptions. You have a news machine in your pocket. The best shows are on streaming services.
You don't need cable. ✂️
You don't need cable. ✂️
November 18, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Stop paying Fox News and MSNBC with your cable subscriptions. You have a news machine in your pocket. The best shows are on streaming services.
You don't need cable. ✂️
You don't need cable. ✂️
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We're building the pro-democracy online army. I cant do it all myself so it falls to all of you. First steps:
• add a profile pic
• have a bio
• REPOST THIS (super important)
• hit like, and reply with #NoDemUnder1k
• follow each other using Reposts
• follow those who follow you
• add a profile pic
• have a bio
• REPOST THIS (super important)
• hit like, and reply with #NoDemUnder1k
• follow each other using Reposts
• follow those who follow you
November 18, 2024 at 12:37 AM
We're building the pro-democracy online army. I cant do it all myself so it falls to all of you. First steps:
• add a profile pic
• have a bio
• REPOST THIS (super important)
• hit like, and reply with #NoDemUnder1k
• follow each other using Reposts
• follow those who follow you
• add a profile pic
• have a bio
• REPOST THIS (super important)
• hit like, and reply with #NoDemUnder1k
• follow each other using Reposts
• follow those who follow you
Dems: Cow emissions are a significant source of greenhouse gas.
MAGAs: THEY'RE COMING FOR YOUR HAMBURGERS!
RFK Jr: I'm coming for your hamburgers.
MAGAs: YESSSSS
MAGAs: THEY'RE COMING FOR YOUR HAMBURGERS!
RFK Jr: I'm coming for your hamburgers.
MAGAs: YESSSSS
November 17, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Dems: Cow emissions are a significant source of greenhouse gas.
MAGAs: THEY'RE COMING FOR YOUR HAMBURGERS!
RFK Jr: I'm coming for your hamburgers.
MAGAs: YESSSSS
MAGAs: THEY'RE COMING FOR YOUR HAMBURGERS!
RFK Jr: I'm coming for your hamburgers.
MAGAs: YESSSSS
Am I the only one who wishes Blue Sky scrolled like Twitter?
November 16, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Am I the only one who wishes Blue Sky scrolled like Twitter?
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We may not have vaccines available anymore, but at least we can cook with gas stoves again.
November 15, 2024 at 11:06 PM
We may not have vaccines available anymore, but at least we can cook with gas stoves again.