Arielle
@themermaidag.bsky.social
Mom & Army Spouse. Public servant. Aggie. Coffee & Taylor Swift addict.
When the betta fish flares at you when you are feeding him
a man with a beard is smiling and asking did you just threaten me .
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and asking did you just threaten me .
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December 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
When the betta fish flares at you when you are feeding him
I’m babysitting and the baby just fell asleep on her own for nap? I was not aware that this was a thing that could happen? Did my kid just not come with that feature?
December 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I’m babysitting and the baby just fell asleep on her own for nap? I was not aware that this was a thing that could happen? Did my kid just not come with that feature?
First time going to a civilian dentist in several years and it is so nice compared to the military dental clinics that I’m confused if this one is fancy or if this is what they are all like now
December 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
First time going to a civilian dentist in several years and it is so nice compared to the military dental clinics that I’m confused if this one is fancy or if this is what they are all like now
The cfb playoff selection show feels very hunger games
December 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The cfb playoff selection show feels very hunger games
Told my mom about the Christmas Market we went to the other day & my mom was like “I never want to set foot in Cullman, AL again”
I guess in the 70s her army unit spent a bit there & the KKK kept burning crosses and throwing rocks at them because they thought they were NG sent because of protests
I guess in the 70s her army unit spent a bit there & the KKK kept burning crosses and throwing rocks at them because they thought they were NG sent because of protests
December 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Told my mom about the Christmas Market we went to the other day & my mom was like “I never want to set foot in Cullman, AL again”
I guess in the 70s her army unit spent a bit there & the KKK kept burning crosses and throwing rocks at them because they thought they were NG sent because of protests
I guess in the 70s her army unit spent a bit there & the KKK kept burning crosses and throwing rocks at them because they thought they were NG sent because of protests
My heart says Father Figure should be my top song on Spotify Wrapped this year but my mom brain knows that it will probably Golden or Soda Pop
December 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My heart says Father Figure should be my top song on Spotify Wrapped this year but my mom brain knows that it will probably Golden or Soda Pop
I may be tired of leftover turkey but this turkey tortilla soup is actually pretty good so I’m not mad
December 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I may be tired of leftover turkey but this turkey tortilla soup is actually pretty good so I’m not mad
My body just really wants a salty, greasy burger but I am stuck eating leftover turkey. Again.
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
My body just really wants a salty, greasy burger but I am stuck eating leftover turkey. Again.
Rewatched the Just In Time performance once and now the algorithm thinks I’m the biggest broadway nerd and Jonathan Groff stan ever 😅
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Rewatched the Just In Time performance once and now the algorithm thinks I’m the biggest broadway nerd and Jonathan Groff stan ever 😅
When you don’t specify to your 5yo how to make a hand turkey 😅
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
When you don’t specify to your 5yo how to make a hand turkey 😅
Now why would they write the teaser like that
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Now why would they write the teaser like that
After living the last few years where corporal punishment for children is illegal, it is weird and jarring how much people publicly talk about and threaten to spank their kids
November 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
After living the last few years where corporal punishment for children is illegal, it is weird and jarring how much people publicly talk about and threaten to spank their kids
Betrayal. I was talking to my brother for his birthday and he got the 5yo to say “roll tide” 😭
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Betrayal. I was talking to my brother for his birthday and he got the 5yo to say “roll tide” 😭
Passing on important knowledge to the younger generation and introducing the 5yo to the joys of using Sour Powers as a straw to drink juice
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Passing on important knowledge to the younger generation and introducing the 5yo to the joys of using Sour Powers as a straw to drink juice
Near there is a chance that we may go to the SEC championship for once… let me bop over to see ticket prices
a woman is laying on a bed using a laptop with the word mohawk girls written on the bottom
ALT: a woman is laying on a bed using a laptop with the word mohawk girls written on the bottom
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November 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Near there is a chance that we may go to the SEC championship for once… let me bop over to see ticket prices
Something about getting ready while listening to Father Figure on repeat just feels right
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Something about getting ready while listening to Father Figure on repeat just feels right
Went through more storage boxes, not sure what it says about us that we had so many things from before having our kid that she was excited to play with. If that isn’t the millennial experience though then idk
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Went through more storage boxes, not sure what it says about us that we had so many things from before having our kid that she was excited to play with. If that isn’t the millennial experience though then idk
Me: *trying to convince my husband to go to Disneyland the few days before Christmas because I’m not sure how soon we could do a trip once I start working*
Husband:
Husband:
a man with a beard is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin and saying `` yeah , ok ... '' .
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin and saying `` yeah , ok ... '' .
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November 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Me: *trying to convince my husband to go to Disneyland the few days before Christmas because I’m not sure how soon we could do a trip once I start working*
Husband:
Husband:
When you get a rejection from a job you applied for but didn’t really want but still take it a bit personally
dory from the movie finding nemo is saying `` you mean you don 't like me '' .
ALT: dory from the movie finding nemo is saying `` you mean you don 't like me '' .
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November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
When you get a rejection from a job you applied for but didn’t really want but still take it a bit personally
Oh it’s going to be one of those days I’m hyperaware of the way each of my hairs on my head feels
Thanks I hate it
Thanks I hate it
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Oh it’s going to be one of those days I’m hyperaware of the way each of my hairs on my head feels
Thanks I hate it
Thanks I hate it
Northern Lights in Alabama?!?
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Northern Lights in Alabama?!?
lol why do the CFP announcement pics look like something The Capitol would put out for the Hunger Games?
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
lol why do the CFP announcement pics look like something The Capitol would put out for the Hunger Games?
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Brain while I am getting the immersion blender out: What if you stuck your tongue in the blender? Just kidding. But what if…?
Absolutely no one:
Brain while I am getting the immersion blender out: What if you stuck your tongue in the blender? Just kidding. But what if…?
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Brain while I am getting the immersion blender out: What if you stuck your tongue in the blender? Just kidding. But what if…?
Absolutely no one:
Brain while I am getting the immersion blender out: What if you stuck your tongue in the blender? Just kidding. But what if…?