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Good morning :0
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Be a big robot.
July 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope
May 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Well fuck, I may start going back to church if the blood of christ is gonna be Chocolate Cake Shake from Portillo's with the new Chicagoan pope. (Thanks to @snackura.bsky.social for the very sacredelicious image🤣)
May 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Brazilian police say they thwarted a bomb attack planned for Lady Gaga’s Copacabana Beach concert, attended by over 2 million people.

Authorities say the suspects recruited participants, including minors, to carry out attacks using improvised explosives and Molotov cocktails.
May 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ has been delayed to May 26th, 2026.

It was originally set to release this Fall.
May 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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He’s doing with LGBTQ research what Hitler did with LGBTQ texts right at the start of his chancellorship.

If you work in any kind of queer scholarship that has ties to federal $$, it’s time to start making copies and squirreling them away in your homes. You can keep them in boxes in your bathroom.
This is a 5 alarm fire. They're going to pull down all publicly available data, studies, guidance, etc that involves LGBTQ people so when the worst happens to us, no one will know. They're actively trying to erase us.

gizmodo.com/cdc-ordered-...
CDC Ordered to Scrub Website of Words Like 'Transgender' and 'LGBT'
A CDC employee spoke with Gizmodo about the
gizmodo.com
January 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one
April 3, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Discover hundreds of delicious recipes to try out on your next commute with your very own CTA cookbook!
April 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Attorney General Seeks Death Penalty For All UnitedHealthcare Customers
April 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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The White House Correspondents’ Association said it fired host Amber Ruffin so it can instead focus the dinner on celebrating the First Amendment.

Which apparently can be done best by preventing a gay black woman from speaking.
March 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Elon Musk…Well, He’s Elon Musk
theonion.com/elon-mu...
March 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found

EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland

EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
March 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Hims Announces Erections Will Soon Feature Ads
Hims Announces Erections Will Soon Feature Ads
SAN FRANCISCO—Touting the move as a minimally intrusive and private way to keep its sexual health medications available to a wide customer base, Hims announced Tuesday that erections provided by the c...
theonion.com
March 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Dua Lipa handed a fan a USB stick that included a remix of ‘Physical’ with Troye Sivan.
March 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Let these DOGE feel your pain.
Keep it nonviolent.
March 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Illinois!
March 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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The Lincoln Heights Safety and Watch program started shortly after a neo-Nazi group waving swastika flags and shouting racial slurs demonstrated on the edge of this majority-Black community outside of Cincinnati.
A majority-Black town starts armed protection group after neo-Nazi rally
“I feel like it’s more secure now,” one woman said. “I know my son can walk home and be OK.”
nbcnews.to
March 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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The search has expanded for Minnie, the Labrador who escaped from a South Loop day care.
Search Expands For Minnie, The Labrador Who Escaped From A South Loop Day Care
Based on recent footage, owner Laura Simpler believes her pup may have made her way to the Far South Side, on the edge of or just outside city limits.
buff.ly
March 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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It is literally impossible to make a video game. You have to create a reality from scratch, and make it fun, and make it cohesive. It requires about a billion hard skills and about a million soft skills. So many disciplines.

And when people do it successfully they are fired.
February 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Overnight, the National Park Service has removed "transgender" and the "T" from the LGBTQ+ acronym on their webpage about the Stonewall National Monument.
February 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Ads used to have a little x that you could click to destroy them
February 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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"The Bear" is looking for babies, chefs and average Chicagoans to be extras in the new season.
'The Bear' Looking For Babies, Chefs And Average Chicagoans To Be Extras In New Season
Want to be on set for "The Bear"? The Hulu/FX show is casting paid extras as Season 4 filming is set to begin this month.
buff.ly
February 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM