Pat Johnston
@themeltingpat.bsky.social
A guy who says things. Hi. (I host a podcast but that's not all this account is for - I also like baseball and video games and rasslin.) he/him/his
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A diner near us has pancake tacos on special today and these make me want to get dressed and go over there.
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
A diner near us has pancake tacos on special today and these make me want to get dressed and go over there.
Look at these penis candle placemats
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Look at these penis candle placemats
Episode 557 is up!
After a Flyers Update from The Captain (2:00), Pat welcomes Matt, Brian, and Nick from Major League to chat all about their upcoming reunion show (6:18).
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
After a Flyers Update from The Captain (2:00), Pat welcomes Matt, Brian, and Nick from Major League to chat all about their upcoming reunion show (6:18).
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Episode 557 is up!
After a Flyers Update from The Captain (2:00), Pat welcomes Matt, Brian, and Nick from Major League to chat all about their upcoming reunion show (6:18).
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
After a Flyers Update from The Captain (2:00), Pat welcomes Matt, Brian, and Nick from Major League to chat all about their upcoming reunion show (6:18).
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Life sentences for both because what the hell is this
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Life sentences for both because what the hell is this
Episode 556 is up!
Pat plays new music from Ruby Bones (3:54), then rants on being back in the office (9:30) and a problem with ChatGPT (20:01). Plus: MLB news (29:46), a Flyers Update from The Captain (34:15), & a weird thing he overheard (36:38).
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat plays new music from Ruby Bones (3:54), then rants on being back in the office (9:30) and a problem with ChatGPT (20:01). Plus: MLB news (29:46), a Flyers Update from The Captain (34:15), & a weird thing he overheard (36:38).
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
November 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Episode 556 is up!
Pat plays new music from Ruby Bones (3:54), then rants on being back in the office (9:30) and a problem with ChatGPT (20:01). Plus: MLB news (29:46), a Flyers Update from The Captain (34:15), & a weird thing he overheard (36:38).
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat plays new music from Ruby Bones (3:54), then rants on being back in the office (9:30) and a problem with ChatGPT (20:01). Plus: MLB news (29:46), a Flyers Update from The Captain (34:15), & a weird thing he overheard (36:38).
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
This was a real proposition on the ballot in Texas yesterday. Everyone who made this a thing should have been left way behind.
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
This was a real proposition on the ballot in Texas yesterday. Everyone who made this a thing should have been left way behind.
Contemporary Era ballot is out! Who gets in if you had a say?
November 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Contemporary Era ballot is out! Who gets in if you had a say?
Episode 555 is up!
Pat answers a fan question about what we would buy if money was not a factor. Then, The Captain drops in with a Flyers Update.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat answers a fan question about what we would buy if money was not a factor. Then, The Captain drops in with a Flyers Update.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
November 1, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Episode 555 is up!
Pat answers a fan question about what we would buy if money was not a factor. Then, The Captain drops in with a Flyers Update.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat answers a fan question about what we would buy if money was not a factor. Then, The Captain drops in with a Flyers Update.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
The people in charge of the numbers do not understand how numbers work.
October 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
The people in charge of the numbers do not understand how numbers work.
Episode 554 is up!
Jill returns to take over the Halloween episode! She rambles on lights on "for safety," giving out not-candy, and everyone's favorite parts of Halloween. Then, The Captain drops in with a Flyers Update.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Jill returns to take over the Halloween episode! She rambles on lights on "for safety," giving out not-candy, and everyone's favorite parts of Halloween. Then, The Captain drops in with a Flyers Update.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
October 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Episode 554 is up!
Jill returns to take over the Halloween episode! She rambles on lights on "for safety," giving out not-candy, and everyone's favorite parts of Halloween. Then, The Captain drops in with a Flyers Update.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Jill returns to take over the Halloween episode! She rambles on lights on "for safety," giving out not-candy, and everyone's favorite parts of Halloween. Then, The Captain drops in with a Flyers Update.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
The problem with dumb shit like this is that people will believe it.
October 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The problem with dumb shit like this is that people will believe it.
You would need at least 19 people in one household with no other income to receive at least $4000 monthly SNAP.
October 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
You would need at least 19 people in one household with no other income to receive at least $4000 monthly SNAP.
You would need at least 29 people in one household with no other income to reach that mystical $2500 monthly benefit.
October 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
You would need at least 29 people in one household with no other income to reach that mystical $2500 monthly benefit.
These numbers aren't even believable lmao
I wonder what the "other benefits" are in their mind.
I wonder what the "other benefits" are in their mind.
October 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
These numbers aren't even believable lmao
I wonder what the "other benefits" are in their mind.
I wonder what the "other benefits" are in their mind.
Episode 553 is up!
Pat answers a listener question about why everyone needs their music to be so loud before The Captain gives his first Flyers Update of the new season.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat answers a listener question about why everyone needs their music to be so loud before The Captain gives his first Flyers Update of the new season.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
October 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Episode 553 is up!
Pat answers a listener question about why everyone needs their music to be so loud before The Captain gives his first Flyers Update of the new season.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat answers a listener question about why everyone needs their music to be so loud before The Captain gives his first Flyers Update of the new season.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
FYI since we got this news at work today:
October 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
FYI since we got this news at work today:
Episode 552 is up!
Pat answers a listener email about moving to a small town, then rambles on agreeing for the common good.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat answers a listener email about moving to a small town, then rambles on agreeing for the common good.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
October 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Episode 552 is up!
Pat answers a listener email about moving to a small town, then rambles on agreeing for the common good.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat answers a listener email about moving to a small town, then rambles on agreeing for the common good.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Relatable meme (not made by me)
October 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Relatable meme (not made by me)
Episode 551 is up!
Pat plays new music from Wave Break (4:36), then rambles on too many ads (8:41), poor customer service (26:28), MLB playoffs (37:52), and more.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat plays new music from Wave Break (4:36), then rambles on too many ads (8:41), poor customer service (26:28), MLB playoffs (37:52), and more.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
October 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Episode 551 is up!
Pat plays new music from Wave Break (4:36), then rambles on too many ads (8:41), poor customer service (26:28), MLB playoffs (37:52), and more.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat plays new music from Wave Break (4:36), then rambles on too many ads (8:41), poor customer service (26:28), MLB playoffs (37:52), and more.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Episode 550 is up!
Pat plays music from Poppy, Amy Lee, and Courtey LaPlante (3:59), then talks free speech (9:18), continue watching buttons (21:55), toasting sandwich rolls (28:43), and pork roll (35:55).
(Music appears courtesy of Public City PR.)
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat plays music from Poppy, Amy Lee, and Courtey LaPlante (3:59), then talks free speech (9:18), continue watching buttons (21:55), toasting sandwich rolls (28:43), and pork roll (35:55).
(Music appears courtesy of Public City PR.)
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
September 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Episode 550 is up!
Pat plays music from Poppy, Amy Lee, and Courtey LaPlante (3:59), then talks free speech (9:18), continue watching buttons (21:55), toasting sandwich rolls (28:43), and pork roll (35:55).
(Music appears courtesy of Public City PR.)
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat plays music from Poppy, Amy Lee, and Courtey LaPlante (3:59), then talks free speech (9:18), continue watching buttons (21:55), toasting sandwich rolls (28:43), and pork roll (35:55).
(Music appears courtesy of Public City PR.)
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Episode 549 is up!
Pat rambles on a kid-free weekend, The Final Boy premiere, the 9/9/9 challenge, and a decade of the podcast.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat rambles on a kid-free weekend, The Final Boy premiere, the 9/9/9 challenge, and a decade of the podcast.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
September 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Episode 549 is up!
Pat rambles on a kid-free weekend, The Final Boy premiere, the 9/9/9 challenge, and a decade of the podcast.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat rambles on a kid-free weekend, The Final Boy premiere, the 9/9/9 challenge, and a decade of the podcast.
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
He's such a fucking loser
September 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
He's such a fucking loser
People who "love dark humor" when the joke is about CK or DJT instead of women or minorities.
September 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
People who "love dark humor" when the joke is about CK or DJT instead of women or minorities.
Episode 548 is up!
Pat plays new music from DØUBLE IDENTITY (3:54), then shares a listener HR story (8:58), before rambling on high school mascots (15:47), social media videos, (27:37), and home run balls (38:41).
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat plays new music from DØUBLE IDENTITY (3:54), then shares a listener HR story (8:58), before rambling on high school mascots (15:47), social media videos, (27:37), and home run balls (38:41).
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
September 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Episode 548 is up!
Pat plays new music from DØUBLE IDENTITY (3:54), then shares a listener HR story (8:58), before rambling on high school mascots (15:47), social media videos, (27:37), and home run balls (38:41).
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!
Pat plays new music from DØUBLE IDENTITY (3:54), then shares a listener HR story (8:58), before rambling on high school mascots (15:47), social media videos, (27:37), and home run balls (38:41).
Woooo! Link in comments! Crap open a cold one!