Zac Affleck will always be on my radar. I worry he’s going to kill Jen.

Yo, James Talarico. You know ICE is just revamped repatriation.

It ended in 1939. You should know this if you’re representing Texas.

Tejanos have been segregated and forced to assimilate, stripped of their native language and culture.

ICE shouldn’t exist. And Texas of all places should know it

Well, the grossest thing is that he used the same water jug for years without washing it. I saw inside once. It was supposed to be magenta. It was coated black and you could see where parts of it were chipping off.

And he hoardes butts and ashes in Folgers cans

I get why once you start with them you can’t switch.

My uncle has been a lifelong red smoker. He’s also the one who traumatized me 😭 Smoker + hoarder = yike

So I pick up a relatively un-moistened corner and put it in his crate.

He knows it’s a trap

He manages to sneak out from under my bed without me noticing, grabs the ear, and takes it to his hallway blanket to curl up on and chew in peace

And proceeds to climb a small pile of clothes at the bottom, digs, places the treat, shuffles the clothes and moves the ear until it’s good and concealed, and then walks away

This dog buried a bone in my apartment whilst shaming me for not finishing purging clothing

I’m 30 seconds behind him. I look in the hallway that leads to my bathroom and I see him in one of my closets with the ear.

Thinking he got over zealous and lost it, I thought I would do him a favor if I closed the closet door.

This MF’er goes to the closet on the other side of this hallway…

This is embarrassing

Especially because he’s rich, famous, and pretty good looking. He doesn’t need this publicity to date. He’s just THIS bad at it.

He needs to thank Kyle for keeping him from embarrassing himself for so long

Look, I guarantee you SOMEWHERE some film student has made a film called Battery Lamp. The only correct answer to this

I need that to be true so I can stop thinking about this. Let me have it

People who say this don’t have family histories of cancer, heart disease, or literally anything else.

Battery Lamp?

If “A Secret Love” is one of your favorite documentaries, watch this.

Also, fuck cancer.

That’s insane considering cis men can get breast cancer

I’m just glad she seems to only date white guys. If you follow…