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The Meg “Bright Eyes” BitchWolf, RN
@themeg.bsky.social
55378008 RN
🏳️‍🌈 #Bravo, #TLC, #Dragula, #TheLast DriveIn #MutantFam, Horror, #NurseSky
So I pick up a relatively un-moistened corner and put it in his crate.

He knows it’s a trap

He manages to sneak out from under my bed without me noticing, grabs the ear, and takes it to his hallway blanket to curl up on and chew in peace
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Share a Christmas movie
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
We all have pets. I get it.

Also, I love my good boy so much
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future:

No lie… her and Iris Apfel are my mental mood board for aging
November 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
She didn’t get out of the CACA DOODY CAR!
October 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I would recommend going through this list and blocking all of them.

Even the most benign accounts have been created today to push this fascist regime’s propaganda

Example:
October 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Arrrg. Forgot alt text
October 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
One more for you
October 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Got another block for y’all after the White House
October 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I look forward to working with you all later
October 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I did not cheat

But heck yeah! This is the role you want, let’s not pretend.
October 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I love that @crobertcargill.bsky.social is the #MutantFam version of The Dude

I mean that with obvious love
October 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
It’s my grandpas 95th birthday today (yay!)

But my aunt posted some old photos. And there was one of when he and my grandma were young and I’m OBSESSED with my grandma in this photo

I’ve never seen it before. Look at this tejana baddie! LOOK AT HER!!!!!!
October 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
90 Day Fiancé casting is just finding the most annoying people possible, huh?
October 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
There is a touring exhibition of an abandoned German art themed amusement park called Luna Luna.

This might be the closest you get
September 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Actor you used to consume but can no longer even tolerate for a movie or TV show

He ruined my comfort show for me
September 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Celebrating @mementomorty.bsky.social topping the list with this classic.
September 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Okay, hear me out. A Lord Of The Rings remake, but with these two taking the one ring to Mordor
September 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Sorry for forgetting alt text
August 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Here is my offering for #SLOMW.

Please note the heavy makeup to make me look “natural”. The copious contour. The fake lashes with very light liner.
August 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
So for the “I fell in love with my therapist” Kendra, THIS is what it looks like when a mental health professional crosses the line.

This guy lost his license. This is him creepily hitting me up on Snapchat at 1 am. I started taking pictures with my iPad so he wouldn’t see me saving messages
August 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
SUPPOSEDLY my great grandmother (great great?) was first cousins with Rose Kennedy. I have never vetted this. But my dad used a specific photo of Rosemary Kennedy to say we look alike.

It’s a Schroedingers family tree. I both believe and disbelieve it could be true.
August 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
On my way to the school board meeting

This is the first one since one of our school board members got busted liking Nazi memes and resharing.

Do you think my leggings say “chicana and queer?”

No. I did not buy them from the same place as my serape on my table.
August 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I just realized that my ex is built EXACTLY like an Afro Latino Bill Dauterive with a beard, warby parkers, man jewelry and a Hawaiian shirt.

I can never unsee this
August 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM