So many evil politicians, billionaires and oligarchs are in their 70’s and 80’s.

You just gotta stay alive for another decade so you can watch them all pass away.

Why were the cop unions quiet when he pardoned the people who assaulted cops?

Hi, Bluesky! I’m God.

Fuck Project 2025.

Happy New Year!

Healthcare Snark

Aaaah aaaart I love art i love being alive so I can experience art

Sad!

I have a hard time believing that a guy who cleanly got away with a high profile murder would be detained days later carrying not only the murder weapon and silencer, but a manifesto about insurance companies. For an otherwise well executed plan, that seems a little sloppy.

Writers: yes, you are still a "real" writer if you
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot

Hiccups are the stupidest thing ever. You just wanna breathe and your body on some bullshit.

YOU GUYS 😳

Tomorrow is not guaranteed.

Before it's too late, tell that one motherfucker to go fuck himself.

The best post-election political analysis I’ve seen.

Morning sketch

Arcane is so fucking good. Arcane is so fucking good. Arcane is so fucking good. Arcane is so fucking good. Arcane is so fucking good. Arcane